-- "At the time of the incident, the RCMP was vague on the details of what happened, saying only that police were “investigating a report of a careless use of a firearm in a residential area, and a dog was fatally injured.” --Here's an experiment... try shooting & killing your neighbours dog... and see if the local SWAT team doesn't fall on you like a ton of bricks.
ALTERNATIVE CERTIFICATION: Just certify yourself, bruh...
-- "With respect to an Aboriginal individual who is at least 18 years old, section 17 of the Firearms Licences Regulations is adapted such that, for the purposes of paragraph 7(4)(a) of the Firearms Act, as adapted by section 12 of these Regulations, the circumstances are -
"that (a) the individual is an elder; or..."It gets better...
-- "An Aboriginal individual who is less than 12 years old is eligible to hold a licence authorizing the individual to possess, in accordance with the conditions attached to the licence..." --