COME FOR THE PRISTINE BEACHES...
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STAY FOR THE HUNGRY VOLCANO GODS...
MONTEGO BAY, JAMAICA -- "Co-workers of Taneka Gardner have been plunged into mourning following her untimely death during Sunday's human sacrifice ritual at Pathways International Kingdom Restoration Ministries in Albion, St James." --
"Forty-two members of the church were arrested after the police, on their approach to the building, were reportedly fired upon."
BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE... -- ST CATHERINE, Jamaica -- "Gunmen have unleashed terror in a second incident in as many days in Linstead, St Catherine." --