DROIT DU SEIGNEUR

OTTAWA -- "After calling an early election, as is his kingly right, Justin Trudeau appears to have narrowly carried enough votes in yesterday's election to secure another term as Sultan of Canada. "Bring my camel, bring my scimitar!" laughed Trudeau as he carefully applied blackface. --

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH:

Founded in 2001, a year after former prime minister Pierre Trudeau’s death at 80 of prostate cancer, the Trudeau Foundation got a nice little boost in 2002 when the Liberals of prime minister Jean Chretien bequeathed it $125 million.