“Apparently there is a horrifying number of syphilis infections in Alberta. What's up Alberta?” Colbert asked. “And watch out Saskatchewan. You keep rubbing up against that and you might get an infection in your Regina.”IT'S NO JOKE, FOLKS!
-- "Almost half the cases were in Edmonton, which had about three times as many as were reported in Calgary. In fact, Edmonton has one of the highest syphilis rates in Canada." --SHSHHH... NOBODY TELL JUSTIN
-- ROME - "A 22-year-old student in Italy has become an unexpected Internet sensation after tattooing the barcode of his Covid certificate on his arm." --