NO FARMERS, NO HUNTERS, NO AR15s

THERE'S THE DRY BORING MSM VERSION:

-- "Toronto police have arrested a second man, Kevin George, 21, in connection to a gunfight at a child’s birthday party in Rexdale that injured three children, one critically." --

YOU WANT THE 411... HEAD OVER TO REDDIT:

-- No_Joke_635 -- "So the guy who asked if Kenzo might have shot his own son and was being called a goof the whole time was right haha."

"God damn this is even wilder than everyone thought." --

TORONTO - WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS:

"Officers located a man and a woman suffering from serious injuries after a shooting in Flemingdon Park."

If only there was a law.