BEFORE IT GETS ANY MORE EMBARRASSING

"More than a dozen Republican House members, led by former White House doctor Ronny Jackson, asked President Biden Thursday to undergo a cognitive test and release the results 'so the American people know the full mental and intellectual health of their President'.”

IT GETS BETTER:

"Walter Shaub, the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Obama, said the Biden administration is sending a 'fuck you' to ethics experts by hiring so many relatives of senior White House officials."