WHAT'S FLAT, BLACK AND...

...GLOWS IN THE DARK?

A nuclear facility in Iran was hit by a "terrorist act" a day after it unveiled new advanced uranium centrifuges, a top nuclear official says.

Atomic Energy Organisation of Iran head Ali Akbar Salehi, in which he described the incident as "sabotage" and "nuclear terrorism".

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"The blasphemy had been proved by the hospital committee, henceforth deputy Medical Superintendent Dr. Mohammad Ali submitted an application to the civil lines police."