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17 March 2021

SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE THEIR MOJO

SHAG-A-DELIC, BABY
Movie producer looking for investors...insert alt text here
"This is an incredibly fascinating story," McElhinney said in a statement. "It’s ‘Austin Powers’ meets ‘King Lear’ with a dash of ‘House of Cards.’"
"This is a story about a family — but is it a story about a crime family also?" he pondered.
"I think it is, from the research we were doing."
IN OTHER PRESIDENT GRANDAD NEWS:
The first couple of dismemberment murders are apparently deductable...
"President Joe Biden defended his decision to waive any punishment for Saudi Arabia’s crown prince in the killing of a U.S.-based journalist, claiming that acting against the Saudi royal would have been diplomatically unprecedented for the United States."
Unlike, you know... invading Iraq, or Afghanistan, or... 

THE MATRIX - THE WORLD PULLED OVER YOUR EYES:
"While we can’t say definitively if the clip is fake or merely weird, what does worry us is Biden’s Old Man Shuffle."