If she'll lie about a secret wedding...
...can you
trust anything ol' Megxit says?
CAUGHT TELLING PORKIES:“Should there be witnesses and licensing and legality - or is it now just an ad hoc arrangement with members of clergy?"
“Can we now do private weddings without witnesses in our back gardens? Meghan is an American, she does not understand,” said Vicar Rev Mark Edwards.
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN:Ask a London Mayor...
"There's no good reason why 65% of people working in science and engineering should be white men. Inequality costs people's futures & the economy billions."
Uh... because
they worked their asses off to get there?