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18 February 2021

Uh... because he's a dangerous thug?

SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM:
"It’s not yet clear why anyone in the apartment had a gun."
Two words, dumbass... JANE... FINCH...insert alt text here
"A 17-year-old Toronto boy is now facing a list of charges, including unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of a firearm knowing it is unauthorized, discharging firearm being reckless as to the life or safety of another person, aggravated assault, criminal negligence causing bodily harm, and [wait for it]... two counts of failing to comply with a release order."
A CONCERNED YET CURIOUSLY ABSENT MOTHER:
"It's all unacceptable. No child should be in that situation."
Well, Vanessa... if you're talking about a 14 year-old girl entertaining armed gentleman callers at 3am on a weekday... I'm right there with you. 

FIDDLING WHILE TORONTO BURNS: You go, Justin
"Food fights are next."