"President Biden on Friday told a virtual summit of world leaders that he was a “Professor” — touting a role that previously drew controversy because he was paid nearly $1 million from the University of Pennsylvania for nine reported visits to campus."That's not a job, that's a payoff!
TRUTH OR SATIRE?
The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. That's why The Babylon Bee is announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word, rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.