REUNITING AMERICA...

...one really smug, old millionaire rocker at a time...

♫ "Wash away my troubles...
wash away my pain...
With the rain in Shambala
Wash away my sorrow...
wash away my shame...
With the rain in Shambala" ♫

"God said, 'I need somebody willing to fly to Kansas, get up before dawn for makeup and wardrobe, hit his marks, drive a topless Jeep in 35 degree temps, then fly to LA for studio V/O and post-production' • so He made a Springsteen."

UPDATE: Heroes often fail...

"Bruce Springsteen was arrested for DWI and reckless driving in his home state, it was revealed Wednesday."