"Our Progenitor, who art in Atmosphere..."

"...Hallowed be thy naughty bits..."

"If we recognize Wokeism as a religion, the fact that it has attracted fanatical adherents who engage in self-mutilation and self-punishment is not really surprising."

There are records of sainted women driving nails into their chests or burning their genitals with pork fat."

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:

"I'm just waiting for the Vampire-Canadian community to start demanding supplemental dental coverage and regular home deliveries of bags of blood."

GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR TRUE BELIEVERS:

"BLM protest leader Cameron Williams fired From library for removing conservative books and burning them."