SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM:

They just can't bring themselves to actually say, "Jane and Finch"...

"A man is in serious condition after a shooting in front of an apartment building in Toronto’s north end Wednesday evening. Emergency crews were called to the building on Falstaff Avenue, near Jane Street and Highway 401, at around 9 p.m. with reports of gunshots being fired."

No "who" and a misleading "where." Subject descriptions? Yeah, that's a good one.

RELATED: Fortunately, the cops are more forthcoming...

An investigation was launched and five individuals have been arrested in the Regent Park area. It is alleged two loaded handguns and illicit drugs were also recovered.

Kal Tekolla, 23, of Toronto, George Legault, 23, of Toronto, Rondell Solomon, 20, of Ajax, Dawit Solomon, 23, of Toronto, and a 16-year-old boy, of Toronto, were all arrested and charged.

In other smelly fishwrapper news... the Parliamentary Press Corp are circling the wagons.