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08 June 2020

Solving larger society's ills...

...one life-altering issue at a time...insert alt text here
"Elmer Fudd has made a big change for the newest series of "Looney Tunes" cartoons. In the latest update of the series -- called "Looney Tunes Cartoons" and streaming on HBO Max -- the iconic character will no longer use a rifle, according to the people behind the show."
Why stop at renouncing his rifle... how about showing Elmer discovering his true gender? Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they had him breast-feeding Daffy.

In other "saving the world" news...
Minneapolis’ left-leaning City Council members on Sunday announced a veto-proof push to disband the Minneapolis police department. Supporters of the move told Fox News, "We recognize that we don’t have all the answers about what a police-free future looks like, but our community does."
Man... why am I suddenly flashing on old Kurt Russell movies?

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The activist group Black Visions compared the police system to that of slavery.
Well, sure... scrapping the police department might work for a crime-free paradise like Minneap... sweet baby jebus!
"As 2019 closes, the homicide rate has more than doubled that of 2018, reaching its highest level since the mid-1990s. Though St. Paul is predominantly white and 50% female, the overwhelming majority of victims were men of color, most commonly black."
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