Justin Saves Canada • The Fairy Tale

Sadly, it seems the real issue isn't about hunting deer with military style assault rifles after all...Surprise, surprise...

Elijah Robinson, 17, is wanted on a Canada-wide warrant in connection with the shootout on May 28 that smoked Dimarjio Jenkins, a local "murder music" enthusiast who went by the name "Houdini."

Jenkin's other bodyguard, a 15 year-old aspiring assassin, is in hospital and facing similar charges.

It's actually a pretty sly strategy.

Under Canada's "Youth Criminal Justice Act," these barely pubescent gun thugs get a slap on the wrist before getting tossed back into the water.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH: Homicide #31/2020

A 33-year-old man is dead after a shooting outside Toronto Community Housing early Saturday morning.

The victim, identified as Yonis Mohamed, of Toronto was found on the scene.

LOCAL DAIRY FARMER ARRESTED FOR...

...wait a minute...

A Toronto man, John Cruz-Barros, 23, is facing more than a dozen charges following an early morning spree of violence in the area of Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue West that included pointing a handgun at a baby’s head.