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29 May 2020

Crack Toronto Homicide Team...

...has already eliminated half the population of Toronto...
A man is in serious condition after a shooting in north-end Toronto Thursday evening, officials say. As of Thursday night, Toronto police said two male suspects were wanted in connection with the shooting.
Those darned "Toronto males!"

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME: To 2019
"The 24/7 Jane-Finch dick-measuring extravaganza continues apace... another double-double... the city’s 52nd and 53rd murders of the year."
I could actually pull up dozens of similar accounts of area savagery, but that would be (pun intended), overkill.