Remember back... you were a kid...

...and folks were getting sliced & diced like radishes?

YEAH, ME NEITHER.

Under the leadership of the London mayor, however, the number of child stabbing victims in the capital reached an 11-year-high in November and the murder rate in London climbed to its highest level in a decade, with three men dying in one knife attack last week.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

TORONTO • York University students are feeling uneasy after a woman was critically injured in a stabbing along a pathway just steps from the campus in North York late Wednesday.

York University? Where exactly is that located?

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LAST WORD: No, Anthony, you dumbass...

"It's not gonna matter if you call this cultural wasteland... 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'."