Hey, brah... know what fucks up your life more than a dumbass teenage pregnancy?65 years in federal lockup with rabid, sex-starved, weightlifting sociopaths.
It gets better, by which I mean worse...
The suspect, 21-year-old Reeaz Khan, accused of sexually assaulting and killing a 92-year-old woman in Queens claimed to cops that he’d been trying to help the old woman — but then he lost his balance, his belt broke, his pants fell down and his genitals accidentally came in contact with hers, it was revealed in court Friday.**********
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
TORONTO • One man has been rushed to hospital in critical condition after a shooting in Scarborough’s Morningside neighbourhood near Military Trail and Neilson Road at around 2 a.m.
Police have not provided any information on possible suspects.