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22 December 2019

Emptying your bowels for three days...

"...but, hey... at least it wasn't a 'serious virus'"...
said absolutely none of the 123 people affected...insert alt text here
"If there was an issue, they would easily shut the business down. There was no critical violations to health,” said Izzo Avufarha, co-owner of Jerusalem Shawarma.

Alberta Health Services stated Inspectors ensured the chain improve their hand-washing practices and more frequently disinfect food preparation surfaces and equipment.

AHS says that norovirus is a 'highly contagious but non-serious virus' that can cause nausea, vomiting and diarrhea for up to three days.
LET'S ASK ACTUAL DOCTORS:
Reg: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"