Couldn't manage not to cheat...

...on the mother of his children, but now he's going to... "Save the World"...

“We have reached a tipping point and we still have the ability to change course, but only for 10 years.”

Perhaps Chuckles imagines he's been sallying about on solar powered eco-planes all his privileged life.

No wonder his mummy doesn't think he's ready for the big chair.

HE'LL BE KNOWN AS THE LYIN' KING:

"The Royal family are no strangers to flying, with the royal plane estimated to have touched down in over 100 different countries in its lifetime."

"The Queen's Flight of the RAF acquired a total of three 146-100s, designated BAe 146 CC2. These aircraft were fitted with a luxurious bespoke interior and operated in a VIP configuration."

Of course, what's an unemployed, er... never, ever, actually employed 71 year-old placeholder figurehead supposed to do?

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Here's a problem for a King...

The number of teens stabbed to death in London has reached an 11-year high, according to a report published by the BBC, with 23 teenagers being murdered on the streets of the capital since the start of this year.