Not sure what freaks me out more...
the guy who actually eats the bear dicks... or the allegedly elite eco-swat team that spent
six long years on his trail...
An Indian man, only identified as "Yarlen," was arrested Saturday after police allege that he cut off and ate sloth bear genitalia in an effort to boost his sex drive.
"We created a special cell to track him down and arrest him," the Madhya Pradesh Forest Department told the BBC. "It was our longest chase, it went on for six years."
If it only saves one ursine penis.
