Former President Bill Clinton released a statement on Monday night, distancing himself from convicted pedophile — and onetime friend — Jeffrey Epstein, who is facing a slew of new charges. Clinton, 72, was said to have taken more than two dozen trips on Epstein’s private Boeing 727 — dubbed the “Lolita Express.”Just nice to know Slick Willie draws the "stinky kinky" line at vaginally penetrating Whitehouse interns with expensive cigars.
“President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes [Epstein] pleaded guilty to in Florida some years ago, or those with which he has been recently charged in New York,” the statement said.
BONUS ROUND:
"He was a guest of Epstein 27 times. Almost every time Clinton’s name is on the pilot log, there are underage girls."