But, but, but... they said Tru-Dope...

...would make me faster, smarter AND better looking...

"The ticket, like a lot of offences pertaining to legal marijuana, comes with a $672 fine."

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RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

The only problem is that the Ontario Cannabis Store had initially mislabelled how to apply the product, saying it was for "sublingual" use, which means under the tongue -- in other words, orally.

The spray made by Hexo Corp. is meant to be applied on the genitals.

Weed for that itchy, worn-out millennial wazoo.

Thanks Prime Minister!