You can almost smell...

...the professional journalism...

The advertisement read, “Everyone smiles in the same language!” and was promoting a teeth-whitening treatment.

Yet another gang of horrific hate criminals exposed to a shocked nations gaze.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

The owner of Joe Van Gogh Coffee is closing his shop on the Duke University campus, he said Friday, to preserve the company’s “brand independence without conditions.”

Like, you know... the right to broadcast this heartwarming rap ditty...

"♫ Never trust a bitch, never trust a nigga
Fuck bitches, fuck bitches, Get the scrilla ♫"

Now... who would you rather be associated with?