I'm calling it the "Three Stooges meets Frankenstein Defence"... which, sadly, relies heavily on idiots, explosives & falling anvils...STEP ONE:
"If this happens to you, run!"STEP TWO:
"If running is not an option, hide."STEP THREE:
"If you can’t hide, fight."STEP FOUR:
"Attack to incapacitate."Hey, don't be a party-pooper... John Wick apparently once killed three men with a pencil.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Look around you. Can you make some sort of rudimentary lathe?"Think outside the constabulary. Maybe uproot a sapling or a stop sign to use as a bludgeon, or maneuver your attackers under a piano being lifted by ropes into a nearby hi-rise...
"The instructions are reinforced by a video released on Wednesday to teach the public how to react before first-responders are on scene."The truth is... you've always been on your own. The VPD is just, (likely under pressure from their legal department), finally acknowledging that reality.
Just ask Jaiden Jackson.