Yeah... me neither...
Recorded machete attacks in the UK have shot up by nearly five times in just three years, with the majority in the capital, London. The huge number of crimes committed with the deadly, sword-like weapons means there is an average of 15 a day in the UK, or one every 90 minutes.**********
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
With apologies to Jim Croce...
♫ "You don't mess around with Darlique" ♫