This must be what it was like to be a Viking...
"We’ll be honest: we read the included explanation many times, because we were absolutely convinced that this was going to be the straw that broke the camel’s back and sent us all to prison."
It gets better...
So you open up your bag of insane flaming onslaught, and read the hilariously brief instruction manual: Step nine is just a picture of a guy launching a jet of fire.
Rest assured, there were only two reactions possible, and they were either A) excited gibberish, or B) stunned, open-mouthed silence.
