"It was a fantasy of course: an infantile joke that was the product of a red-wine haze. Except, it wasn’t. Because in 2016 the ball lift, aka a Scrotal Uplift aka a Scrotoplasty, is a bona fide thing. Seriously."**********
RELATED: Jamaharon, baby...
Is that a horga'hn in your pocket... or are you just glad to see me?
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LAST WORD: Quality not Quantity
A man fitted with a £70k eight-inch bionic penis after losing his in an accident as a child has had surgery to make it SMALLER.