Rule #2... "Mitigate the crazy..."
Rule #3... "If you can work 'white privilege' into the narrative... so much the better.**********
RELATED: My melting pot overfloweth
Rule #4... "Make the accused into the victim."
"She seems very quiet, very demure and obviously very shaken by what's going on," said Gary Batasar, Yordanos's lawyer.Say, Gary... how did her infant son seem? Oh, that's right... he's dead.
In other GTA news...
Unlike other domestic abuse cases, she didn’t have to endure “tremendous pain or discomfort before she died,” lawyer Brian Burgess told the court.Yes, Counselor... because your client shot her in the head.
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UPDATE: In case you didn't get it the first time...
...that stabby woman deserves your sympathy...
**********UPDATE2: In other "professional" journalism news...
The CBC deathmongers are outdoing themselves today.