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21 December 2015

Hussein Obama announces "Assault Car" ban

Murderous metal strikes again...evil pieces of steelAnyone found in possession of any 1996 Oldsmobile in the USA after Friday at 6pm will be charged with "possession of a prohibited automobile."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is reported to be in the initial stages of setting up a new "Long Car Registry" to deal with the offending vehicles.

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UPDATE: Police identify driver of killer car

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