Remember when you were a kid...

...and bodies just used to fall outta the sky?

-- Yeah, me neither. --
Hang on a sec... she just fell?

Police went to a 19th-floor unit and then to an apartment on the 11th floor where they found a massage parlour and a woman who was screaming on the balcony, police alleged.

Officers had to break a door to enter the balcony but failed to stop a man from ALLEGEDLY “throwing” a woman over the railing, police said.

Oh, yeah... that kind of fall.

Thank you, once again, professional journalists.

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"We understand there may be some mental health issues with our suspect."

Translation... he gutted his mom like a fish.