Power went out in Toronto at 4:45 Monday afternoon leaving the city – and its financial core – dark in the middle of a blistering heat wave.Hello... hellooooo... anybody out there? I don't get it... we're way out ahead of this being a crisis, right?
Initial reports suggest the outage is reaching from the eastern suburb of Ajax to Yorkdale in the northwest.
"Investments of more than $8-billion in green energy projects unveiled by the Ontario government Thursday will add another $60 a year to hydro bills by 2012."C'mon now... somebody turn on the lights.
RELATED: Hmmm, they all blacked out...
...down at the gamblin' shack?
"Premier Dalton McGuinty is defending an untendered, $81-million contract for an energy centre built to power a casino in Windsor."Hey... whose riding is that anyway?
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LAST WORD: Green, my hairy, pimpled arse
"We're burning a lot of coal to meet the demand for your ac this week. In fact, coal is the second largest supplier of electricity today after nuclear."Oh... the huge manatee.