On today's scintillating episode of...

..."Ask an aging Ex-Pat Academic"...

"Mr. Speaker, the Prime Minister may not be aware of the paper I published while at Harvard, entitled: 'Sports Logos: A sociological and emblematical perspective with implications for global geopolitical systems and philosophical engagements'."

"I should now like to read the relevant pages in which I demonstrate, prove, show, support, attest, authenticate, back up, settle, substantiate, verify, warrant, witness, manifest and make evident..."

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