Anybody happen to notice...

...what colour thong the Puffin King was sporting?

-- VANCOUVER -- The highlight of the convention was the closing party.

Thanks to Vancouver MP Hedy Fry and her B.C. team, the biggest cheers of the weekend, not including those aided by noise-making blow-up thunder sticks, went to an outrageous and hilarious lineup of talent in a big tent set up in Stanley Park.

And what political shindig is really complete without a full contingent of transvestites?

Fry sang a duet with local drag queen legend Bill Monroe, who proudly showed off his “Tina Turner” legs. Drag queen Carlotta Gurl did a number as Wonder Woman and tied up MP Rob Oliphant’s aide with a golden lasso.

The show also included saucy burlesque performers who stripped down to their pasties.

The Liberal Party of Canada... all oiled up and ready to go.

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