These are a few of her...

...favorite things...

I just can’t imagine feeling this way about Laura Bush or Hillary Clinton, can you? Neither seemed to be physically in love with herself the way Michelle is.

No wonder her body lends itself so nicely to political myth.

And who would actually commit such nonsense to paper?

Ms Quan has been hailed as “the only chick-lit writer to discuss indentured labour... and the proper purse in which to carry a dildo.”

Okay... that explains a few things.

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