How did I ever manage to survive...

..without the healing, soothing guidance of the Toronto "Red" Star?

-- DETROIT -- The topless club in the suburb of Warren – where General Motors and Chrysler employ upwards of 20,000 people – cut the cost of a table dance in half, from $20 to $10, in mid-November.

"The regulars still come in but they don't stay as long. We do what we have to do keep going."

Oh gawd, just stop... I can't take any more.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Ahh, the peelers won't have to sweat it much longer, what with the coalition ready to launch their economic "stimulus package."

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