From that "Let the healing begin" file

Noted compassionate, progressive, politically-correct sparrow-fart Dainty Dawg channels Vlad the Impaler...

"Frankly, if I'd been one of those yellow folks who dragged him from the lake where he'd landed, I'd have shot him on the spot."

C'mon Dawg, 'fess up... you'd have tortured him a little first.

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