Toddler logic

Why start from scratch... when you can just change all the freakin' rules on the fly?

Very cool... a beginners guide to hijacking an established religion.

-- BOSTON -- Three Catholic women will be ordained as priests in a Back Bay neighborhood church this weekend, despite the Vatican's admonition that the trio will be excommunicated if they do so.

"Excommunication or not, I will still be a validly ordained priest and still will be able to serve the people of God," said Gabriella Velardi Ward, 61, a Staten Island architect and mother of two.

Because she says so.

You've gotta love it.

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