Or, my friend Amir...

...and I'm relying on Occam's Razor here... it could just be you're a really shitty driver...

Taxi driver Amir Ebrahimi said yesterday that cops harass cabbies because they speak English poorly and have no union.

"They don't care about us; they know we are landed immigrants," said the Iranian-born cabbie of 16 years.

"If we were Canadian, they would be nice to us. They don't like us."

Geez, buddy... that sounds pretty horrible...but if you really, really believe that... maybe you'd be better off grabbing the next flight to kindly, progressive, all-embracing Tehran.

Yeah... that's what I thought.

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RELATED: Here's a thought...

...maybe he can call a social worker.

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