They stab it with their steely knives...

But they just can't kill the beast...

"I want to eat better, feel better, and help offset the damage that Al Gore is doing to the environment by eating meat."

"By signing my name, I pledge to explore a vegetarian diet for at least 30 days, which will prevent more than 270 pounds of carbon dioxide from being emitted into the Earth's atmosphere."

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UPDATE: An Inconvenient Fraud

SAM CHAMPION (ABC NEWS)

(Voiceover) Wait a minute, that shot looks just like the one in the opening credits of "The Day After Tomorrow."

KAREN GOULEKAS (VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR)

Yeah, that's, that's our shot. That's a fully computer generated shot. There's nothing real in there.

Yeah... no kidding.

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