Actual headline from the Belleville Intelligencer:
"No Jumper"Don't worry guys... maybe the bullets will start flyin' tomorrow.
"Belleville police received numerous calls around 11 p.m. Wednesday about a man on the Norris Whitney Bridge who was looking over the railing and acting "suspicious."
"Officers spoke to the 20-year-old man who said he was just looking at the water and enjoying the view."
"Police advised him to do it safely."
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