From the people who brought you...

"I did not have sex with that woman."

"The first threshold question about a vice-president is, are you prepared to be president?" Mr. Kerry said yesterday. "So on the one end, they are saying he's not prepared to be president."

"On the other hand, they're saying maybe he ought to be vice-president."

Hey, Hillary... maybe you should check with Obama himself... before you start yappin' about him carryin' your bags.

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