Uh, Jason... you're doing it again

Another big expose of alleged, unseemly activity by Sherlock Cherniak... who, I would have thought, was still in terrible pain from stepping on his own dick just the other day...

"Harper knew over two-years ago", blares Cherniak's headline.

"I suspect Mr. Harper will learn very quickly that it is better to call in the RCMP when you learn of such allegations. Otherwise, the story is bound to get worse."

So Jason... let me see if I get your, uh... drift. You have, one - absolute knowledge, and presumably some evidence of a crime being committed... and two - absolute knowledge, and presumably additional evidence of a cover-up of same... by Stephen Harper.

Well, I think in fairness to the PM, we should maybe get his version of this sordid tale, huh?

“This story was raised with me two and a half years ago. I looked into it. There is absolutely no truth in it,” Mr. Harper told the House of Commons during a raucous session of Question Period.

“The officials who were at the meeting have been very clear about what transpired ... Chuck Cadman himself, on national television, the day of that historic vote, also indicated that the story is not true.”

By the way, Jason... how's that other thing coming, anyway?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

This is so cute... Jason has a groupie...

"Losers! Losers! Losers! The truly sad part of it all is that Dion will be our next PM and it's YOUR (next literally you) fault."
- Stuart Vopni, Toronto, Ontario

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LAST WORD: Let's try using "Occam's Razor".

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