-- "The U.S. Department of Education announced Tuesday that the University of Pennsylvania has agreed to a resolution with President Donald Trump's administration to keep biological male trans athletes out of women's sports." --The money shot...
-- "The university will also issue formal apologies to every biological female competitor who lost out to a transgender competitor following an investigation by the Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights." --
-- "Ontario Provincial Police report that they arrested six suspects and others could be at large following an armed home invasion just east of Huntsville, Ont. in the Hillside area. The major gateway to Ontario cottage country was fully re-opened Tuesday afternoon after the multiple closures due to the investigation." --Sadly, it appears none of the six have actual names...
-- "'The OPP urges the public to remain vigilant and promptly report any suspicious activity to police,' notes the media release. 'This investigation remains ongoing, and more information will be released when available.'" --And...
-- "Peel Police say an officer has been taken to the hospital following a hit and run in Mississauga." --
-- "I realize that there is a polite, unstated social contract in Canadian political circles that says we should all just pretend the 2021 unmarked graves social panic never happened. We should all just forget about it. It’s rude to bring it up. Erase it from your mind. I refuse to do that." --
BONUS RIFF... CBC enthusiastically spotlights the 'racist shithole where you live.'
How it actually should be done.
WHAT THE F@CKIN' FU@CK... ALLEGEDLY?-- "Migrant semi-truck driver Alexis Osmani Gonzalez-Companioni, 27, was arrested and charged with five counts of manslaughter after reportedly falling asleep behind the wheel and plowing into a traffic jam of trucks and cars on a Texas highway on Sunday. Gonzalez-Companioni, a Cuban national, cannot speak English." --
-- "Peel Regional Police say they were attempting to investigate a vehicle, when their cruiser was rammed by Demetre Hibbert, 31, of Brampton. The suspect, who had a loaded Glock 25 handgun, attempted to flee on foot but was quickly arrested by officers following a foot pursuit." --And...
-- "Toronto Police identified the suspect as 45-year-old Omar Ayala Rodriguez. He was arrested and charged with sexual assault, criminal harassment, uttering threats and theft under $5,000." --