ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Rashawn Chambers, Jahwayne Smart and Cjay Hobbs have been found guilty of the first-degree murder of 12-year-old Dante Andreatta, killed by a stray bullet at Jane Street near Finch Avenue on Nov. 7, 2020. The jury did not hear that Smart had a previous conviction for manslaughter or that that Hobbs had also been convicted of second-degree murder." --

OF COURSE, THERE'S SPECIAL RULES FOR 'PEOPLE OF COLOUR'...

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'MARGINALIZED CANADIANS.'" --

ONE LESS 'BABY-STRANGLING RAPIST'...

-- "The IDF killed Hezbollah's Shaqif region commander, Mohammad Ali Jamoul, early Saturday morning at around 5 a.m. in Deir al-Zahrani in southern Lebanon, the military announced." --

NOW DO CANADA'S IMMIGRANT-LOVING LIBERAL PARTY...

-- "Citing government figures from the Department of Work and Pensions, households with at least one foreign national in March received £941 million in universal credit, a welfare scheme in Britain for low-income or unemployed people to help them cope with their cost of living." --

Mean while... back at the ranch, what's up with 'Toronto Man?' 

And in other 'Snitches get Stitches' news...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting after a man showed up at a hospital suffering from a gunshot wound." --

MARX CARNAGE'S CANADA... A MILLION FOREIGN STUDENTS... NO DOCTORS...

-- "Retired Canadian fourth-grade teacher Dorothy Lamont was so exasperated with the glacial pace of her nation’s universal healthcare system — she posted a want ad titled 'Seeking a Physician' in the Halifax Chronicle Herald." --

And in other Halifax news... always the guys with the way-cool names.

I'M FROM BIG PHARMA... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "While the reason for miscodes is not explicitly clear, the researchers noted that ‘women are often advised to misrepresent their recent abortion as a miscarriage when seeking treatment for complications in the emergency department.’ Abortion giant Planned Parenthood reassures women that ‘no one — including nurses or doctors — can tell if you’ve taken abortion pills.’" --

Wait a minute...

-- "The researchers’ conclusions tracks with another recently released study from the Ethics and Public Policy Center, which found that the rate of life-threatening complications due to mifepristone is at least 22 times higher than what the FDA and the abortion drug’s manufacturer suggest." --

NOW DO RUSSELL WILLIAMS AND PAUL BERNARDO...

OR WE COULD BRING BACK THE NOOSE...

-- "Catherine Latimer of the John Howard Society said the report shows there is a serious problem with 'incompatible or vulnerable prisoners' being exposed to others who want to kill them. 'Pickton really raises that,' she said." --

WHEN 'PLAN A' WAS TO SUPPORT AN OLD MAN WITH ALZHEIMERS...

-- “It is noteworthy that this is what the Democrats have decided to do…this is not the way, having someone who is 500 pounds tell you that I love frat guys is not the formula to court young men.” --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "The mother returned to find Bruce Pierce on top of her 12-year-old daughter, trying to tear off her clothing. Pierce was armed, but so was the mother, and the mother pulled her gun and began shooting, critically wounding Pierce." --

PICKERING MURDER UPDATE: APPARENTLY CANADA NOW HAS LAWLESS TRIBAL AREAS...

-- "CityNews has learned that the woman in her 80s, named Eleanor, was a former kindergarten teacher who lived at home with her husband. Police have not identified her, citing the family’s request for privacy. A vigil is set to take place in the neighbourhood." --

Nota bene...

-- Police initially said the accused was 13 years old, but the birth date entered into the court system was March 26, 2011, making the suspect in custody 14 years of age. His next court appearance is set for June 20." --

r/Torontology has more. 

And, just down the road in beautiful suburban Ajax, Ontario. 

It's past time to scrap the Young Offenders Act...

-- "A 15-year-old youth from Edmonton was arrested by the RCMP’s Integrated National Security Enforcement Team May 12 for a terrorism offence." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Multiple men and women were in the center of the melee, plowing through the school as other parents rushed to get their children away from the danger, according to video obtained by WREG. Kids could also be heard crying 'stop' in the video." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT...

-- "With the pharmaceutical industry poised to reap untold billions in profits from the sale and distribution of their experimental vaccines, the safety and efficacy of using ivermectin and HCQ to either protect against or treat COVID cases had to be discredited, condemned, and — for all intents and purposes — prohibited." --

Where are the criminal prosecutions?

-- "The foundation’s founder, renowned cardiologist Dr. Peter McCullough, warns that 'the Covid shots killed more people than the Civil War.'" --

NOT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS... YET AGAIN...

-- "Mark Barreiras, 44, Sajid Bin-Saleh, 23, Jordayne Brown, 33,; and Rohan Reid, 34, face more than 100 combined charges after London Police Guns and Gangs Unit dismantled a fentanyl manufacturing lab and made the largest seizure of the deadly drug in the city’s history." --

Nota bene…

-- "Investigator also seized five guns – all of them traced to the United States – along with ammunition, extended magazines and a silencer." --

 

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Acting Stf. Sgt. Joanne McCabe said an elderly female was stabbed (and killed) by an unknown male who fled the area on foot. The incident was captured on video and the suspect is described by police as a 'Brown Male', who was last seen wearing a long black shiny trench coat to his ankles." --

UPDATE:  He'll be out by the weekend...

-- "Police say they have arrested a 13-year-old boy who was wanted in connection with the fatal stabbing of a woman in her 80s outside her Pickering home on Thursday afternoon." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch.

'TORONTO MAN' IS AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Toronto Police said the victim was using a public washroom inside a hotel mezzanine when they were approached by a man who committed an indecent act." --

One for the ladies.

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER PRE-LANDFILL BURIALS...

-- "Once he was located, authorities said the boyfriend did not cooperate any further with the investigation and has provided no information that could assist in finding 40-year-old Shalini Singh. The boyfriend, who has not yet been identified, was known to police before the woman’s disappearance." --

UNLIKE OLIVIA... I THOUGHT SEGREGATION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD THING...

-- "Toronto officials are taking applications until Friday for city council’s new 'Black-mandated' shelter, where everyone from employees to the homeless could be excluded on the basis of race." --

Apparently, it's all the rage these days.

SCHRODINGERS GRAVES ™

-- “‘I don't know how you got in here, but when you're in this room, you obey our rules, and the unwritten rules say: don't talk about the fact that we haven’t found any bodies.’” --

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU TRUDOPE...

-- "The Canadian government has already created a coloring book for children entitled 'Me and My Illness. First, they created a coloring book for children to process the potential death of their loved ones through medically assisted suicide, and then they created a suicide coloring book for CHILDREN." --

But don't you worry... the Liberals have plenty of replacements lined up.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE...

-- "Principally, Wilders called for the Dutch border to be shut down for those arriving and claiming asylum, which he argues they have no right to do, given that they largely enter from fellow EU nations such as Belgium and Germany. To enforce this, he called for the military and reservists to protect the border." --

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES....

-- "Tajuan Washington, 19, opened fire after confronting another man he ‘had a history of beef’ with at the Brass Mill Center in Waterbury Tuesday afternoon, striking the man and four women he was with." --

A 'HISTORY OF BEEF' says hepcat mainstream media. 

And...

-- "Footage of the saga showed one of two masked goons holding a blade to the cop’s neck as the other rifled through the victim’s pockets." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Police say a nine-month-old baby was among the injured after a 15-year-old boy broke into a home on the Hamilton mountain and began discharging bear spray and then produced a knife before assaulting four family members. The second suspect has not yet been identified and remains outstanding." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Wednesday gave final confirmation that Hamas chief Mohammed Sinwar was killed by an IDF airstrike on May 13. Mohammed Sinwar was the leader of Hamas and was in particular in control of the remaining 58 Israeli hostages (around 21 of whom are believed to be alive) since mid-October 2024, when his brother, October 7 architect Yahya Sinwar, was killed by military forces in Rafah." --

Nota bene... the Israelis have video of Mo inside his car... think about that. 

And... those dumbass Houthis 'live and don't learn.'

NOW DO CHILD MARRIAGE, POLYGAMY AND 'FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION'...

-- "London Mayor Sadiq Khan backed calls Wednesday for small quantities of cannabis to be decriminalised. ‘Continuing to have possession as a crime meant continuing have problems between the police and ethnic communities.’" --

'BOUGHT AND PAID-FOR' LIBERALS... THE SAGA CONTINUES...

-- "Treasury Board President Shafqat Ali accepted free flights from a Muslim advocacy group in traveling to Jerusalem to be photographed at prayer, new filings with the Ethics Commissioner confirmed yesterday. Ali had himself photographed in a mosque and later called the Israeli shelling of Gaza 'the tragedy of the century.'" --

BRAMPTON WOMAN STUNNED TO FIND OUT CARS ARE NOT FREE IN CANADA...

-- "St. Jean said she believes her SUV has now been sold at auction and she has no idea how she’ll get around, or back and forth to work. ‘It’s very sad and to think I’m not going to have my car is hard.’" --

Border, Mordor...

-- "Harshkumar Patel and Steve Shand are to be sentenced today for their role in a human smuggling operation that saw a family of four freeze to death on the Canada-U.S. border south of Winnipeg." --

NOW DO THE AUTOPEN PARDONS...

-- "FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino confirmed that the FBI has reopened the probe into the bag of cocaine discovered by Secret Service agents in the White House under President Joe Biden in 2023." --

ARE YOU, LIKE, OUT OF YOUR F@CKING MIND?

-- "'It makes me want to immediately, like, leave, because I no longer feel, like, safe here,' the trans TikToker Lilly Contino said in a video posted to social media." --

A FESTIVAL OF WHAT?

-- "The 27-year-old defendant, identified as Issa al H, is accused of swinging his knife at a crowd of revellers at a ‘diversity festival’ in the western town of Solingen and faces three counts of murder and 10 counts of attempted murder." --

THANK GOODNESS FOR 'PRESIDENT OTTO PENN'...

-- "Doocy, and a handful of other bold reporters, were regularly shut down by press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre if they dared to ask about the president’s fitness for office.  ‘The subject that was denounced as so rude and fringe-y to ask about back then eventually emerged as the defining issue of the Biden presidency,’ the White House reporter said." --

 

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "The saga of Salloum Jassem and Abdelaziz Ibrahim is about halfway through the final act, even though the two stars have exited the stage. No one has piped up to say how much the two criminals are missed. As the walls closed in, Jassem and Ibrahim both died of drug overdoses in the jailhouse." --

And...

-- "York Regional Police say 29-year-old Sergen Dino from Newmarket, 31-year-old Deshaun Abraham, and 32-year-old Jason Zagazeta have been charged with attempted murder in connection with a shooting in Richmond Hill that injured a woman earlier this month." --

Of the Orangeville Nezbeth's, I presume...

-- "Nathan Nezbeth, 24, is facing a long list of charges after shots were fired during a pair of armed home invasions on the same street in Dufferin Country last week." --

And don't forget this guy.  

It could be worse, I guess.

I'VE DECIDED I'M SENDING MY GRANDKIDS TO WELDING SCHOOL...

-- "Francesca Gino, a celebrated behavioral scientist at Harvard Business School was stripped of her tenure and fired after an investigation found she fabricated data on multiple studies focused on (and I swear I’m not lying)… dishonesty." --

Harvard is probably gonna have trouble meeting payroll anyway.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Peel Regional Police have seized two loaded firearms and illicit drugs in two separate investigations in Brampton, charging Antwon Asamoah, 29, and Howard Hemmings, 48, in the process." --

And...

-- It started as an alleged domestic battery on the street in Bradford ." --

And...

-- "On Monday, the Edmonton Police Service announced that Saed Osman, 30, and Amiir Hussen, 27, have been charged with first-degree murder in the death of Mahad Bashir Farah, 25." --

And...

-- "Police say 18-year-old Abdulrahman Zein and a 17-year-old male youth, both from Toronto, were arrested for first-degree murder on Monday on Canada-wide warrants." --

And, of course, there's this.

WHEN CIVIL SERVANTS PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE...

-- "His conduct as a prisoner was described as 'satisfactory' but the board felt he had not shown his ability to function in a 'less structured environment' and had not taken an 'active' role in planning for his potential release. The board said this 'passive behaviour is consistent with his attitude prior to the index offence.'” --

Let's have a referendum on the death penalty.

OBVIOUSLY, MOTOR VEHICLES MUST BE PROHIBITED IN THE UK...

-- "The car was stopped at the scene and a male has been detained. Emergency services are currently on the scene. We will issue more updates as we have them.   Prime Minister Keir Starmer and the Home Secretary Yvette Cooper are being kept updated about events." --

And, horrifyingly... it was caught on video. 

Here's an unusually speedy update from Merseyside Police…

We would ask people not to speculate on the circumstances surrounding tonight's incident on Water Street in Liverpool city centre. We can confirm the man arrested is a 53-year-old white British man from the Liverpool area.’

SCRATCH A PALESTINIAN... FIND A LYING F@CKING SAVAGE...

-- "Hamas claims rejected by Witkoff, says no offer agreed by group. Witkoff responded to the claims on Monday, rejecting the notion that Hamas had accepted the offer for a hostage deal and a ceasefire in Gaza." --

UPDATE: You just can't trust those 'baby-strangling rapists'...

-- "Hamas appears to have tried to pull a bait-and-switch on the latest cease-fire deal by altering the terms of the proposal that were sent to the terror group, says special envoy Steve Witkoff." --

NO, SILLY... OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW THEIR NAMES...

-- "York Regional Police seized 15 firearms and more than 1,400 grams of raw fentanyl following a months-long investigation dubbed Project Madrugainto a drug trafficking ring in Georgina, Ont. Six adults were arrested after search warrants were conducted in April and May in Toronto and York Region." --

Anonymous crime, junior edition.

WHAT INEVITABLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR SCHOOL TEACHER...

-- "Shocking footage of the incident shows the President’s plane door opening to reveal Macron at the entrance in the Vietnamese capital, Hanoi, on Sunday evening. Suddenly, his wife Brigitte’s arms emerge from the left of the open doorway as she places both hands on her husband’s face and shoves him firmly." --

She is 72 years-old... could it be Alzheimers?

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT...

-- "Warrant Officer 1st Class Matt Howarth, head of the Army’s Non-Commissioned Officers Academy, told Soldier Magazine, the official publication of the British Army, the time has come for a new tactful approach." --

GENOCIDE: IT'S ALL RELATIVE, I GUESS...

-- "Local reporters who questioned Ramaphosa on his return to South Africa noted that he had never actually condemned the ‘Kill the Boer’ chant. Ramaphosa again refused to do so on Saturday." --

Nota bene...

-- "Ironically, the same lawyer who called for Israel to be condemned also represented Malema in defending his 'Kill the Boer' rhetoric." --

Victor Davis Hanson weighs in. 

Thought du jour...

-- "More Americans died in the BLM wars than were killed in the Afghanistan and Iraq wars combined. Or at Pearl Harbor." --

'TEXAS' MAN...

-- "Mission Texas Rheumatologist Jorge Zamora-Quezada, 68, who falsely diagnosed his healthy patients to fund his lavish lifestyle with private jets and luxury sports cars as part of a $118 million health care scheme was sentenced to a decade behind bars. The regimens included the administration of toxic medications that had potentially harmful and even deadly side effects." --

THE HOODIE PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man in his 30s was shot late Saturday night near Sheppard Avenue and Jane Street and rushed to a trauma centre. Police have not released any suspect description." --

And...

-- "Police are investigating after a man was stabbed at Lawrence Avenue and Jane Street early Sunday morning." --

MEANWHILE, BACK IN OLIVIA CHOW'S NEW CALIPHATE...

-- "Toronto Police say a suspect accused of vandalizing a North York synagogue in December twice, vandalized three separate synagogues last weekend. Police said he fled in a newer model, a dark grey Ford pickup truck." --

Apparently, the Hamas-holes have called for backup. 

And...

-- "Toronto Police Hate Crime Unit immediately launched an investigation and arrested 26-year-old Basel Al-Sukhon on May 24. Al-Sukhon is charged with uttering threats and indecent communications." --

MUSLIM FIRST... AMERICAN NEVER...

  -- "As the officer tried to deescalate the situation, Jamal Wali  launched into profanity-laced complaints about how he had been treated in the country and said he came to the U.S. after serving as a translator for American forces in Afghanistan. ‘I should have served with fucking Taliban,’ Wali yelled at the officer." --

THE NEW CALIPHATE... IT'S ALREADY HERE...

-- "The Muslim Brotherhood has waged a decades-long campaign to penetrate European institutions with the aim of subverting the West and imposing Sharia law." --

You think Canada is immune? Think again.

YET ANOTHER LEGACY OF CRIMELORD 'PRESIDENT GRANDAD'...

-- "They cited a number of ongoing issues including an influx of unpermitted vendors leading to GOP senators rail against staggering $4.7 trillion in untraceable Treasury payments. Nearly one-third of Treasury payments a year lack proper identification codes, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent testified to Congress recently." --

WITH TWO RESTAURANTS TORCHED IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS...

... THEY DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES...

-- "They cited a number of ongoing issues including an influx of unpermitted vendors leading to overcrowding and logistical challenges and the sale of unauthorized substances that created liability issues as well as health and safety concerns." --

The authorities in Toronto have lost control over everything. The last thing they need is a Hamburg type McStabbing.

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested 26-year-old Shamar Campbell after officers executed search warrants on a residence and vehicle at Jane Street and Finch Avenue. During the search, officers say they located more than $143,000 in Canadian currency, 18.73 grams of fentanyl, 76.32 grams of crack cocaine and 42.06 grams of cocaine." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested 26-year-old Ankit Mukherjee wanted in connection with two sexual assaults on TTC buses." --

And...

-- "A woman in her 30s is seriously injured after she was stabbed inside a Scarborough motel near Kingston Road and Fenwood Heights late Friday night. Police have not provided any suspect description." --

THOSE DARNED 'WOMEN'... HAMBURG POLICE ARE APPARENTLY MYSTIFIED...

BERLIN -- "An assailant stabbed people at the central railway station in the German city of Hamburg on Friday, injuring 12 people  authorities said.   Six people sustained life-threatening injuries, while another three were seriously injured and three had slight injuries." --

A 'a 39-year-old woman' has apparently been arrested.   Her identity is not being released, but commie-pinko AP says she is a 'German national.'

 The incident on Friday follows a long list of mass stabbing attacks across Germany and Western Europe.

JUST THINK OF 'KIRPANS' AS A PUNJABI LEATHERMAN TOOL...

-- "Horrific details are emerging in court about a deadly hit-and-run in Surrey in which a 45-year-old father and husband was trapped under a car and, KNOWINGLY DRAGGED MORE THAN A KILOMETRE.    The vehicle speeds off, dragging J.G. for 1.3 kilometres and later stopping in a cul de sac. That’s where Gaganpreet Singh and Jagdeep Singh, worked together to dislodge the victim." --

'BURLINGTON MAN'...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police have arrested a Burlington man in connection with a January fuel tanker rollover that spilled over 50,000 litres of diesel and shut down the QEW near Lincoln Ont. for hours." --

Burlington, yeah… 59-year-old Mirkarim Mousavi.  Apparently Mr Mousavi also fled the scene after causing the wreck.

Meanwhile, in other 'not at a Tim Hortons' news...

-- "Restaurant staff stated that employees were working inside Shaaz Indian Cuisine when they saw multiple suspects smash open the front door, pour gasoline inside, and set the restaurant ablaze." --

But that's not all...

Authorities are investigating the cause of a two-alarm fire that gutted a restaurant at 1198 Kennedy Road in Scarborough early Saturday morning.

IN SOUTH AFRICA, ANC HONCHOS TAKE 30 PERCENT BITE OUT OF EVERYTHING...

-- "What he means is that unless his company has 30% black ownership under South Africa’s Black Economic Empowerment laws and regulations, it cannot operate. Musk would have to sell a 30% stake to a black investor; in South Africa, such stakes are typically given to ruling party members." --

Josef Stalin would be proud.