WELL... THOSE MICHIGAN VOTES AIN'T GONNA BUY THEMSELVES...

-- "‘The Biden-Harris Administration’s weakness in the face of sworn enemies of the American people apparently knows no bounds. The plea deal with terrorists – including Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that killed thousands of Americans – is a revolting abdication of the government’s responsibility to defend America and provide justice.’” --

Nota bene...

-- "Former President Donald Trump’s administration had ruled out any plea bargains with the suspected terrorists at Gitmo.". --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "A school bus parked in a Jewish neighborhood in Toronto was firebombed on Monday, while anti-Israel graffiti messages like 'Free Palestine' were painted on a kosher grocery store and Jewish community center.". --

"HOLD MY BEER!"

I can hear the argument in Tel Aviv… ‘So Bibi, he’s right there... in Tehran, next to the big mosque... we're totally stymied!

'

KAMALA-TOE AND THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

THE DEMOCRATS 'BRING THE ICK'...

-- "Megan Thee Stallion performed a song about her ‘fat pussy’ on Tuesday during a campaign event for Vice President Kamala Harris in Atlanta, Georgia.". --

Please... make it make sense. 

And... it's funny because it's true.

DON'T WORRY, JUSTIN HAS 5000 MORE JIHADIS ON THE WAY...

AKBAR INTERRUPTED...

-- "The arrest of father and son, Ahmed Fouad Mostafa Eldidi, 62, and Mostafa Eldidi, 26, accused of planning a mass casualty attack in Toronto on behalf of ISIS shows the enduring appeal of the group’s propaganda. Canada has experienced eight attacks linked to ISIS since 2014, the year the terror group was formed and began calling for killings in Western countries." --

You think I'm kidding about Pierre-lite?  

Think again. 

Hey... you remember when ISIS hit Mississauga Chicken Land?

During the trial, court heard that the men had pledged allegiance to ISIS and were looking to silence Akl because he planned to go to police about their actions.

The press conference looks like 'Jigsaw Puzzle Night' at a senior citizens complex. 

In other diversity news.

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Hamas political chief Ismail Haniyeh, a billionaire who ordered murder from luxurious exile in Doha, Qatar, was reportedly killed early Wednesday in Tehran, Iran, after the presidential inauguration. Tensions were already high after Israel said it targeted a senior Hezbollah commander in a 'precision strike' in Beirut on Tuesday." --

Iran starts talking smack... as per usual.

And now Mad Vlad is weighing in.

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW... JUST LIKE OMAR

-- "Omar McGregor, 30, of no fixed address, is in custody after a handgun and drugs were seized during a traffic stop near Simcoe and Athol streets in Oshawa.". --

CATHOLICS, PROTESTANTS, MORMONS... WHERE'S THE SMART MONEY LANDING?

-- "Assistant RCMP Commissioner Matt Peggs will hold a press conference on Wednesday July 31 to provide information on recent arrests of a father and son for their alleged terrorist activities in the GTA.". --

Seems to be a bit of terrorising going on already.

GUESS SOMEBODY HASN'T BEEN FOLLOWING TORONTO HEADLINES...

♪  'ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE, SWEET JESUS...'  ♪

-- "Now-suspended and retired Toronto lawyer Ping-Teng Tan hasn’t paid two sets of clients more than $1 million the courts have ordered he pay after they sued him for keeping the proceeds from the sales of their home and business.". --

The first thing we do... is hang all the lawyers. 

In other 'tales of diversity'...

-- "Police in Durham Region are searching for a male suspect who allegedly committed sexual assaults and indecent acts, including exposing his genitals and masturbating, at a Rexall Pharmacy in Pickering last week.". --

'AS DEAD AS WOODROW WILSON'

 

Let's talk 'identity politics.'

YET ANOTHER LEFTIE THUMB ON THE SCALE...

-- "Facebook has acknowledged an alleged 'mistake' in censoring an iconic image of former President Donald Trump following the July 13 assassination attempt in Pennsylvania, sparking renewed debate over social media content moderation practices. Meta labeled the famous photo as an 'altered image,' only later admitting it was a 'mistake.'". --

THE EERILY SPECIFIC PATH TO CIVIL WAR 2.0...

-- "So we must also ensure that no former President has immunity for crimes committed while in the White House.” Harris said in a statement.". --

And...

Michael Moore has gone full Kamala — declaring 'this country is female' and that 'white males will be shown the door' come November.

Kamala has more to worry about than Trump...

The super PAC backing independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential bid, American Values 2024 (AV24), launched an ad campaign on Monday promoting the message, 'Only Kennedy Can Beat Trump.'". --

And finally... it's funny because it's true.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN THAT WAS CALLED 'PERJURY'...

-- "A watchdog group is accusing Dr. Anthony Fauci of having lied to Congress last month when he claimed he never used private email to conduct official business, pointing to newly obtained records on the 'Beaglegate' scandal." --

EXCEPT IN THIS CASE, SOMEBODY COULD DIE...

-- "Two boxers – Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-Ting of Taiwan, have reportedly been cleared by the International Olympic Committee to fight in the 2024 Paris Olympics despite their previous disqualification from the Women’s World Boxing Championships in March of 2023 after DNA tests were ordered amid concerns over their sex.". --

UPDATE: UK CHILD MURDER STABBING SPREE... NOTHING TO DO WITH TERRORISM

SO... WE'RE JUST GOING WITH 'EASILY TRIGGERED?'

-- "A 17-year-old who was born in Cardiff has been arrested in connection with the Southport stabbings and is currently in police custody. The incident Is not being treated as terror-related." --

UPDATE:

A third young girl died early Tuesday from the previous day’s mass stabbing at a Taylor Swift-themed dance event in the UK.

UPDATE2:

-- "The teenager held over the Southport stabbings was an 'introvert' who lived in a nearby village with his 'nice family', who had moved to the UK from Rwanda.". --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "York Regional Police have charged 26-year-old East Gwillimbury resident Changlin Yang with kidnapping as the search continues for Markham resident Ying Zhang, 57, who investigators say went missing under 'suspicious circumstances.'". --

Remember all those kidnappings from when you were a kid?  

YEAH... ME NEITHER.  

UPDATE: It's not looking hopeful for ol' Ying.

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...

-- "Gunmen riding jet skis opened fire at a rival drug dealer on a beach in the resort town of Cancun, killing a 12-year-old boy before fleeing, Mexican authorities said. --

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... FREE WEED FOR THE MASSES...

-- "Ottawa is reimbursing a record number of veterans for medical marijuana, with new figures showing the federal government shelled out more than $150 million in the last fiscal year -- more than double the amount just three years ago.". --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM'...

-- "The Washington Post is being mocked online for its perplexing Monday front page photo showing mourners at the funeral of an 11-year-old girl killed by a Hezbollah rocket strike, which the paper paired with a headline about Israeli airstrikes." --

I think we know who the real haters are. 

And perhaps Air Canada needs to review their hiring process.

YOUR DAILY MAYHEM... UK EDITION. -- UPDATED

IT'S PAST TIME TO BRING BACK THE NOOSE...

-- "Two young girls were killed and at least nine others injured when a hooded, knife-wielding unidentified 17-year-old from Banks in Lancashire, rampaged through a Taylor Swift-themed dance workshop in the UK Monday morning. Six of the nine injured children are in a 'critical condition'". --

I'm so old, I remember a knife-free England. 

And, well... the list goes on and on. 

Not that Toronto is doing any better. 

And how about those 'stick wielding multiculturalists?'

MORE 1776... LESS 1984...

THE BILLIONAIRES ARE APPARENTLY STEERING THE BUS...

-- "Google has hidden autocomplete suggestions related to the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. By removing autocomplete suggestions, the Masters of the World are trying to make it more difficult for users to access information about the attempt on Trump’s life.". --

And what exactly are 'lame duck' Biden's plans for the Supreme Court?

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, an avowed Islamist and one of the loudest world leaders supporting the Hamas jihadist terror organization, threatened to invade Israel on Sunday. Under Erdogan, Turkey has engaged in foreign interventionism for nearly a decade. The Turkish Foreign Ministry supported Erdogan’s remarks with a statement later that day comparing Israel to Nazi Germany and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to Adolf Hitler.". --

It's a Muslim thing... you wouldn't understand...

-- "A Muslim mother has become the first person to be jailed under Australia’s forced marriage laws, for ordering her daughter Ruqia Haidari to wed a man who would later murder the 21-year-old.". --

And there's this...

-- "The convictions were appealed to the higher court in Turku, which this week quashed all sentences and revoked the compensation order awarded to the victim of €16,000 payable by the defendants.". --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police are looking for witnesses after one person was stabbed in a road rage incident in Whitby over the weekend. The suspect is described as a 25-year-old man with dreadlocks.". --

And...

-- "Toronto Police say a 17-year-old is in custody after a ride-share driver was repeatedly stabbed by a customer during an attempted carjacking last week.". --

YUP... IT'S A MYSTERY... THERE'S NO FIGURING THIS ONE OUT...

-- "The number of measles cases recorded this year is more than triple the total from all of last year — with five months still to go. The largest outbreak took off at a migrant shelter in Chicago in March and was linked to more than 60 cases. Around 85% of the people who got measles this year were either unvaccinated or had an unknown vaccination status, according to the CDC." --

ALEX... I'LL TAKE 'STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENS ON ST PATRICK'S DAY' FOR 500 DOLLARS...

-- "Former residents and descendants of those who grew up in the historic Black community of Africville are incensed after five people were shot on Saturday during the community's annual reunion in Halifax. One victim, in their late teens, is believed to have life-threatening injuries. After the shooting, organizers cancelled all remaining events planned for the reunion." --

Sorry, bruh... snitches get stitches...

-- "So with all these witnesses they must know exactly who the gunmen were... or let me guess, no one is talking?" --

Same shit down in Rochester... bullets fly at about 2:40. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Mohammed Sanaullah, an 18-year-old from Toronto, and two 16-year-olds from Mississauga have been charged with possession of property obtained by crime, unauthorized possession of a firearm, knowledge of unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for dangerous purposes, and occupant of a motor vehicle knowing there was a firearm." --

And there's this.

HEY, KAMALA... ABOUT THAT 'TRUMP VANITY PROJECT'...

AND TRUST ME... THE BORDER WALL IS ONLY PART OF IT...

-- "San Diego Sector Border Patrol agents reportedly apprehended three suspected Palestinian terrorists after they illegally crossed the border between ports of entry." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

-- "We are incredibly honored," said CNN President Mark Thompson. "Our team has worked around the clock wiping out every story in existence about Kamala from before ten days ago, and it's just really nice to see that hard work recognized." --

Don't you fret, though... plenty of new grist for the mill...

Harris’ self-serving decision to pander to Gen Z and progressive votes on Thursday after meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the Oval Office is turning out to have deadly results.

WHAT SORT OF WIZARDRY IS THIS?

-- "One person was taken to the hospital with serious injuries following an early morning stabbing near Yonge-Dundas Square, say Paramedics. Police say they’re searching for a suspect, but do not have any descriptive details at this time." --

If they catch this guy, I hope they send him to a 'healing centre.'

WHAT'S UP WITH LOCAL MEDIA SUDDENLY DESCRIBING SUSPECTS...

WHAT HAPPENED TO PRETENDING LEGAL GUN OWNERS ARE THE PROBLEM?

-- "Toronto Police are searching for two suspects after a man in his 20 was shot on the Exhibition Place grounds Saturday night. One suspect is described as a brown male with long dark hair, wearing a brown shirt and black shorts and carrying a Nike pouch." --

Well, I think Scarborough officially 'jumped the shark.'

COMPARE AND CONTRAST

PIERRE-LITE'S UBER-WOKE PREPAID NATIONAL BROADCASTER...

-- "A man was killed after a shooting and a subsequent vehicle crash in South Vancouver on Friday night, police say. There is no ongoing public safety risk at this time." --

VANCOUVER'S STRAIGHT-SHOOTIN' KIM BOLAN...

-- VPD confirms gangster Hitkaran Johal died in double shooting Friday night at Inverness/East 63rd." --

And the mothership has another sad 'knife to a gunfight story.'

IN OTHER 'RELIGION OF PEACE' NEWS...

SO, HOW MANY OF THESE FOLKS IS JUSTIN BRINGING TO CANADA?

-- "Israel’s foreign minister, Israel Katz, said Saturday that Israel faces 'all-out war' after a rocket fired by Hezbollah at the Israeli Druze Arab village of Majdal Shams killed at least nine people, including children, on Saturday evening." --

Don't imagine that Israel hasn't gamed this out to the last remaining Islamic terrorist. They've just been waiting for the dumbass jihadis to cross a line... (you know... like a missile into a playground)... that justifies turning the ass end of Lebanon into a giant, smoking cesspit. 

Somebody remind me... whose side is Kamala on? 

It's time for all true Americans to pick a lane.

COPS AND MEDIA ALWAYS SO BLASE ABOUT WANDERING KILLERS

As the investigation remains ongoing, Kingston Police did not immediately elaborate on the exact nature of the injuries the deceased 33-year-old victim sustained, nor on the type of weapon used. The suspect remains at large but police said they do not believe there is any remaining danger to the general public." --

A long time ago, a cop buddy of mine said the first thing he learned at police college was that he  'didn't have to be afraid of anyone, because now he belonged to the biggest gang in town.'

The usual, well... you know...

-- "Dwayne Godfrey White, 28, is charged with possession of a loaded restricted or prohibited firearm, occupying a car with a gun, tampering with a gun’s serial number, and possession of a restricted or prohibited firearm with no licence." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for two suspects after a man in his 20 was shot at Saskatchewan Road and Dufferin Street, south of the Gardiner Expressway Saturday night. One suspect is described as a brown male with long dark hair, wearing a brown shirt and black shorts and carrying a Nike pouch." --

And, as usual, no gun... no problem.

BACK IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE... THOSE THIRD WORLD RULES

-- "Arunraj Perinparajah, 39, of Toronto been arrested and charged after allegedly attempting to grab a child near near Taylor Creek Park and Lumsden Avenue in east Toronto earlier this month." --

Hey, need a woman... grab a woman. 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

SURELY GONNA RAISE SOME HACKLES IN THOSE MIDWEST FLYOVER STATES...

-- "Immigration remains one of the top issues for voters, and Harris's previous remarks may impact her ability to win their support. In 2018, she compared Immigration and Customs Enforcement to the Ku Klux Klan during a Senate hearing." --

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SOMEONE DREW A CARTOON OF MOHAMMED?

-- "The opening ceremonies of the Paris Olympics, which featured a transgender parody of the Last Supper while highlighting a controversial Muslim performer, have been branded as a national “suicide” by a former French Culture Secretary Philippe de Villiers. De Villiers said that the opening ceremonies were 'a shame,' adding: 'We are committing the suicide of our country in front of the whole world.'" --

I guess its a 'surrender monkey' thing...

-- "Five years after Montreal city hall removed a crucifix, it has reopened an image of a woman with a hijab, prompting criticism from some, and support from others." --

YET ANOTHER DEADLY DOSE OF DIVERSITY...

-- "Alexander La, 23, has been charged with murder in connection with the shooting death of a 37-year-old father of three in Hamilton last month." --

And apparently, it runs in the family.  

And there's this.  

And this.

IF YOUR GO-TO POLITICAL PUNDITS ARE JENNIFER ANISTON OR RUPAUL...

-- "'It’s not a criticism of people who don’t have children. I explicitly said in my remarks ... this is not about criticizing people who for various reasons don’t have kids. This is about criticizing the Democratic Party for becoming anti-family and anti-child.' The Ohio Republican added, 'If you look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC [Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez], the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children.'" --

Jennifer Aniston should stick to flogging her panties on the interwebs. 

Bonus round... Jen also claimed Vance wants to ban IVF...

-- "'My view is babies are good, families are good,' Vance said. 'And I want there to be as much access to fertility treatment as possible.'" --

OKAY GROOMER

-- "The Veep was joined on screen by LGBTQ activists and RuPaul veterans Michelle Visage and Jamal Sims, *NSYNC singer Lance Bass, Ghostbusters actress Leslie Jones and American Horror Story actor Cheyenne Jackson." --

The icing on the cupcake...

-- "At one point, after comedienne Jones barks out 'You betta vote,' Harris breaks out into one of her infamous cackling fits." --

Both sides of her mouth... those Michigan votes ain't gonna buy themselves.

WHO IS THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC FOR THIS MORONIC PIECE OF THEATRE?

-- “Oh my goodness,” says the vice-president in the clip. “Michelle, Barack, this means so much to me.” --

Well, she did such a bang-up job as Border Czar. 

And she's willing to do whatever it takes.

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2024...

THOSE DARNED 'EDMONTON' MEN ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Omar Mohamed, 32, of Edmonton, Alberta, wanted in connection with the murder of Abdi Duale in Toronto earlier this year has been arrested." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

 

Here are 10 questions for Kamala Harris.

And another one for Amazon.

PARIS OLYMPICS UPDATE

-- "In the past week, an Australian woman was gang-raped by five African migrants, a TV crew was mugged, and a slew of terror plots have been foiled. Domestic and international tensions have been blamed for the tense scene." --

And now the rail networks have been sabotaged.

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2024

-- "On Monday, the Toronto Police Service arrested 21-year-old Shiloh Norton of Toronto, who faces several charges, including manslaughter, arson disregard for human life, possession of incendiary material for arson and three counts of breaking probation, among other offences. He was scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday. On Thursday, TPS arrested a 16-year-old male youth." --

YOUR DAILY MAYHEM...

-- "One person is in custody after a daylight stabbing near Kennedy Road, south of Eglinton Avenue in Scarborough left a man with critical injuries, Toronto Police say." --

Oh... it gets better.  

And better.

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT...

-- "Anthony Esan, 24, has been charged with attempted murder after British Army Officer Lieutenant Colonel Mark Teeton was attacked with a machete close to Brompton Barracks in Kent, England. No information on Esan’s background has been officially released, but Esan is a traditional ethnic group with a distinct language in southern Nigeria. Police say they are keeping an 'open mind' about a motive." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man who allegedly sexually assaulted two people, including a child, on a TTC bus Thursday afternoon." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

THOSE DARNED 'TORONTO MEN'...

-- "Four men are facing almost 70 combined charges and police are searching for a fifth person in connection with an armed carjacking in North York earlier this month. Police are still searching for 19-year-old Nathan Glenn Osman of Toronto who is wanted for robbery with a firearm, disguise with intent and failing to comply with a release order." --

Could've been worse, I guess. 

Jane and Finch... no gun... no problem...

-- "A man in his 60s has been hospitalized following a stabbing near Jane Street and Finch Avenue in North York Thursday afternoon." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDES #49-50/2024

BUT OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE 'SOCIAL WORKERS'...

-- "Police said 22-year-old Braydon McCann and 23-year-old Sarah Prehay, both of Toronto, were killed after numerous shots rang out in the parking lot of a plaza near Ellesmere Road and Midland Avenue at around 2:30 a.m. Two surviving victims remain in hospital with serious, but non-life-threatening injuries. Investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

JUSTICE FOR JUSTUS...

-- "Justus Chester, 26, has been charged with second-degree murder in the slaying of Midland woman Julia Brady, 23. A second resident was located suffering from serious injuries." --

I'm so old I remember gun-free streets...

Police in Hamilton say they have opened two separate investigations into shooting incidents that both occurred Wednesday evening.

What has changed, I wonder?

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... 2024 EDITION...

-- "Even as federal Liberal government is pledging to cap the number of international study permits, its own data show Canada is approving permits at a pace faster than last year, which saw a record number of approvals." --

It gets better...

-- "Immigration Minister Marc Miller says Trudeau government might even purchase hotels to convert them into refugee housing centres as a way of cutting costs." --

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about...

-- "So far this year, American officials have intercepted 233 suspected terrorists attempting to cross into the United States from Canada." --

THE FIX IS IN!

-- "A 2019 GovTrack score that ranked Vice President Kamala Harris as the “most liberal senator” was recently deleted. 'We’re one of the oldest government transparency websites in the world,' the website says." --

UPDATE:

-- "GovTrack now claims the data was, suddenly, 'not sufficient to create a reliable portrait of the activity of legislators.'" --

And... it's funny because it's true.  

SIDEBAR:

-- "Who is actually running the executive branch, and who has access to the football, the nuke codes? Just asking for a friend." --

RANKEST OF RACE-BAITERS... 'AN ATTEMPTED MODERN DAY LYNCHING'

Weeks later, when it was revealed Smollett was under investigation for falsifying a police report, Harris posted that she was 'sad, frustrated and disappointed' after learning he made 'false claims to police.'

ISRAEL VERSUS THE BODYSNATCHERS...

THAT'S SOME 'RELIGION OF PEACE YOU'VE GOT THERE...

-- "According to reliable intelligence obtained, it was determined that Maya Goren was murdered, and Master Sergeant (Res.) Oren Goldin, Staff Sergeant Tomer Ahimas, and Sergeant Kiril Brodski fell in combat during the brutal October 7th attack, and their bodies were abducted to the Gaza Strip." --

NO WONDER NOBODY WITH A BRAIN TRUSTS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA

-- "The very same media that championed Kamala Harris as America’s new 'Border Czar' in April of 2021, is now claiming she not only wasn’t our 'Border Czar,' but her duties never included slowing the surge of illegal immigration at our southern border." --

Oh... there's more...

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris is touting her time as a prosecutor in her 2024 run, with her campaign saying she has 'never shied away from taking on those who harm the American people.' But as district attorney of San Francisco, Harris touted the 'Back on Track,' program even though one of the offenders she picked for the program — illegal Honduran migrant Alexander Izaguirre — allegedly brutally assaulted a young woman, leaving her with a skull fracture and longterm trauma. Harris later referred to the attack as, 'a huge kind of pimple on the face of this program.'" --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS... HOMICIDE EDITION UPDATE

COPS MIGHT BE BAFFLED... TORONTOLOGY subREDDIT IS ALL OVER IT...

-- "Friends and family held a vigil for Kareem Deerr, also known as Yung Reemy, at the TTC station last Saturday night. As the vigil ended, more violence erupted at a nearby YMCA and a 17-year-old boy suffered stab wounds." --

That's one version of what happened.   Is it true... who really knows?

Think of homicides in Toronto as a sort of intramural sport. 

And like, say... the NBA... it's mostly a cultural monoculture 

From the comments...

-- "4 people there, 4 got shot.  Thank god he ain’t popular." --

UPDATE2:   Global news, meanwhile has a name for the deceased male...

-- "The father of the man who died told Global News he was 22-year-old Braydon McCann." --

IT'S ONLY A SHAME THEY COULDN'T KILL HIM TWICE...

-- "'Ezequiel Romo, 47, a vicious killer, sustained multiple stab wounds and was taken to an on-site medical facility,' officials said in a press release. He was pronounced deceased at 9:52 pm. Romo was responsible for at least eight deaths." --

TORONTO POLICE SLIP UP... ISSUE ACTUAL PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION...

...LOCAL MEDIA AND POLITICIANS IN SHOCK...

-- "The Toronto Police Service are searching for a man in his mid-20s, about five-foot-seven tall with a slim build and dark skin after a rideshare driver was stabbed in Scarborough on Wednesday afternoon." --

In other 'tales of diversity'...

-- "Mahvish Ahmed, 49, is accused of posing as a licenced massage therapist and acupuncturist and collected $37,000 over four years from unsuspecting clients." --

THE ONE RELIGION JUSTIN HAS DECIDED TO PROTECT FROM HATE SPEECH...

-- "Imagine a Canadian Christian minister openly calling for war and violence against Muslims in a speech or sermon. He would be taken out in handcuffs." --

And...

-- "Khaled Hussein, 29, from Edmonton was also convicted of membership in a proscribed organization." --

TORONTO HOMICIDES #49-50/2024

AH, SCARBOROUGH... DON'T EVER CHANGE...

-- "Two people, one male, one female, are dead and two others are injured following a shooting at a plaza near Ellesmere and Brimley roads in Scarborough early Wednesday morning." --

Total shocker alert... it was a rap event. 

Inspector Clouseau alert...

-- "Detective Rod Benson said there is no suspect information at this time, and it’s unclear if the shooting was targeted." --

And there's this.

SLEPT HER WAY TO THE TOP...

-- "Megyn Kelly is joined by Charlie Spiering, author of 'Amateur Hour,' to discuss why it's fair game to question how Kamala Harris got her start in politics involving her relationship with Willie Brown, her early work in San Francisco, the talking point about her being a tough prosecutor, and more." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #48/2024

SPOILER ALERT: The husband did it...

-- "An 81-year-old woman, Ulrike Miller of Toronto, has been identified as the victim of a fatal stabbing in North York." --

Global News says, 'fuck it, we're gonna do some journalism'...

-- "Neighbours have identified the couple as Robert Miller and his wife Ulrike Miller, known as Rikki. The couple had two sons and had lived inside the two-storey home for 30 to 40 years." --

THE MORON CHRONICLES... KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT EDITION

-- "Toronto Police say an officer shot a man armed with a knife at Carlton and Parliament streets in Cabbagetown. He is in serious, potentially life-threatening condition." --

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS... JUSTIN'S BILLIONAIRE CORPORATE FRIENDS...

-- "HMCS Max Bernays, one of the Royal Canadian Navy’s newest ships is sitting in a U.S. port awaiting repairs because of flooding and mechanical problems. The ship was delivered in 2022 to the navy by Irving Shipbuilding. The incident is the latest of a number of issues plaguing the new ships, which are costing almost $5 billion." --

CHEATLE OUT AT SECRET SERVICE... YET ANOTHER DEI FAILURE...

SHE WAS HANGING ON LIKE A RABID BADGER...

-- “I take full responsibility for the security lapse,” she said in the email to staff Tuesday. “In light of recent events, it is with a heavy heart that I have made the difficult decision to step down as your Director.” --

Joe Rogan weighs in. 

And what does President Grandad think?

AS CANADIAN AS AN IED...

-- "Reports suggest Zachareah Adam Quraishi shouted 'free Palestine' as he ran towards security personnel at Netiv Ha’asara with a kitchen knife. Casey Babb, senior fellow with the Macdonald Laurier Institute and adviser to the anti-terrorism group, Secure Canada, drew parallels between this incident and the scores of Canadians who fled to join ISIS." --

And then... there's this. 

Breaking... they got Moulay!

MORE BAD NEWS FOR JUSTIN'S 'UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS' COMMUNITY...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Police say 18 suspects have been arrested and are facing a combined 150 charges in connection with a string of home invasions, carjackings, and robberies in Peel Region. Peel Regional Police Chief Nishan Duraiappah said the home invasions, in some cases, involved victims being threatened with firearms while lying in their beds." --

Enough with the wholesale 'catch and release.' 

Meanwhile... in other 'diversity' news...

-- "According to Toronto Police, the accused, who is known only by the name Sandeep, was arrested on Sunday and charged with three counts of sexual assault." --

And there's this.

AND TEN PERCENT FOR 'THE BIG GUY'...

-- "After learning that Joe Biden would not seek a second presidential term, his son Hunter took it upon himself to advise all the foreign governments that had previously sent him bribe money that there would be no refunds. 'You can still send me money, I might be able to get you a meeting with Kamala. She's like my best friend.'" --

NOW IMAGINE THE SHITSTORM IF TRUMP SAID THE RECIPROCAL OF THIS...

-- "Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris to be the next President of the United States, noting that the job of the president 'is a Black job.'" --

And...

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly refused to preside over Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s joint address to Congress on Wednesday." --

WHAT'S THIS 'AFFORDABLE' NONSENSE... JUST SAY FREE...

YET AGAIN... THE DOGS OF WOKE...

-- “We approached an elder and gave them tobacco and asked them to come up with a good name for this new space that would be fitting for residents that are transitioning from various experiences of homelessness to getting housed." --

How many non-aboriginal homeless folk do they have to step over before they find their quota?

DEI MEANS DIE

-- "Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle said that the original security plan for the rally for Donald Trump in Pennsylvania was good enough to protect him from 'Iranian assassins,' however, the failures of the plan led to 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks being able to take shots at Trump." --

Cheatle responded saying... 'I think that I am the best person to lead the Secret Service at this time.' 

 Gotta have priorities, I guess...

-- "An event for Jill Biden nearby to the Trump rally on July 13 had 12 'post-standing' USSS agents while Trump's rally had just three." --

It gets better... 'The Secret Service had originally planned not to send snipers to the Trump rally.'

IS CACKLING KAMALA REALLY THE DEMS BEST CHANCE?

-- "Those not immediately backing Harris include former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Democrat Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, and former President Barack Obama." --

Remember during the debates when Kamala called Slow Joe a racist?

IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN A COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET

Two words... Kara Hultgreen...

-- "Melanie Georger, 26, promising young New York pilot 'on the cusp' of living out her dream of becoming an airline pilot died moments after she released a set of skydivers to jump from her plane." --

Maybe genitals or ethnicity shouldn't be part of the selection process. 

Hey... you think it's just me?

Democrats are wary of being perceived as attacking democracy by removing Biden, who won about 14 million Democrat primary votes, from the tiTcket. Harris won no primary delegates in 2016.

AND THE SECRET SERVICE HEARING TURNS INTO...

...A REFERENDUM ON AR15s...

-- "Chicago’s far-left leader, Mayor Brandon Johnson, recently suggested that President Richard Nixon was to blame for the Windy City’s massive and pervasive gun violence problem. The Mayor’s preposterous statement was spawned in part by the more than 100 people who were killed or wounded in shootings in Chicago over the Fourth of July weekend alone." --

'PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM' OR A RIDDLE... YOU BE THE JUDGE

COPS & LOCAL MEDIA SAY, 'THAT'S ALL YOU GET...

-- "A man and a woman, both in their 80s and known to each other, have died following a double stabbing near Don Mills, south of Steeles Avenue in North York on Sunday afternoon. There are no outstanding suspects say Toronto Police." --

Relax... it's just 'Toronto man' again.

PRESIDENT GRANDAD DROPS OUT!

-- "President Biden, 81, abandoned his bid for re-election and threw the 2024 presidential contest into chaos on Sunday, caving to relentless pressure from his closest allies to drop out of the race amid deep concerns that he is too old and frail to defeat former President Donald J. Trump." --

Here's the real question...

-- "Over the past few weeks, Dems and their media have laid out an argument (previously made by Republicans) that Biden is unfit on account of his mental state to be President. So why is he still fit to remain in office?" --

You want sugary bullshit... try a Democrat...

"'Crooked Joe Biden was not fit to run for President, and is certainly not fit to serve – And never was!” Trump wrote on Truth Social Sunday afternoon." --

Slow Joe is gone... now it's Justin's turn.

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...

-- "Some Democrat supporters think a ready made alternative is waiting in the wings to replace octogenarian Joe Biden. Step forward two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton." --

MORE TALES OF DIVERSITY FROM OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE

-- "Toronto Police officers say they’re looking for 27-year-old Alexis Aldave Salazar in connection with a sexual assault investigation involving a 13-year-old girl in the Keele Street and Maple Leaf Drive area. Salazar took off an ankle-monitoring device and left it at the scene when he took off, adding he is currently 'evading police.'" --

STINKY CHEESE AND SEEMINGLY RANDOM MURDERS...

-- "The Nanterre (west of Paris) Prosecutor's office told Agence France-Presse that a 27-year-old Senegalese national previously known to police – who seriously injured a French police officer near the Champs-Elysées avenue in Paris, is suspected of having killed a 16-year-old teenager in Courbevoie earlier in the day." --

IN OTHER 'KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT' NEWS...

HOUTHIS SEEM DETERMINED TO DIE HORRIBLE FIERY DEATH...

-- "On Friday, Israeli officials said, 'There will be a response to the shooting of the Iranian drone by the Houthis' and that they would not rule out the possibility of retaliatory action on Yemeni soil, saying such action was 'on the table.'" --

Fuck the terrorists. 

Nota bene... Iran is roughly the same distance away from Israel as Yemen.

"AJAX MAN"

OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Toronto Police officers say they’re looking for 43-year-old Ajax man Garrabet Istanboulian after an attempted robbery and sexual assault at an east-end business." --

"ROOTS"

-- "Toronto Police say that they have arrested seven suspects in connection with a global fraud investigation targeting West African organized crime groups including Black Axe. Operation Jackal III was conducted with the assistance of authorities in 21 countries." --

Wait a minute...

-- "Immigration Minister Ahmed Hussen provided a briefing to members of the African-Canadian community at a Toronto barbecue establishment that court documents have identified as a known hangout for members of the notorious Nigerian-based Black Axe criminal syndicate." --

IT APPEARS THAT JD VANCE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE UK...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Riots broke out in the heavily Pakistani Harehills area in the English city of Leeds on Thursday evening, with hundreds of residents setting fires, throwing stones, and clashing with police. A double-decker bus was burnt to a crisp, and a police car overturned, amid widespread chaos." --

Nigel Farage weighs in...

--  “The politics of the subcontinent are currently playing out on the streets of Leeds. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” --

And there's this.

DESPERATE TIMES...

-- "Washington sources report that the White House received 'a real downer of a prognosis' yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton informed President Biden that the only known cure for COVID is euthanasia.". --

"OTTAWA MEN"

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Two Ottawa men, Soubere Yusuf Akli, 28, and Kennedid Atteyeh, 23, are wanted on Canada-wide warrants for the killing of Adam Abdullahi Elmi, 28, near Carling and Kirkwood avenues." --

Adam Abdullahi Elmi... that sounds so familiar.

TORONTO HOMICIDE #47/2024

-- "Toronto Police are investigating the death of Margoth Arriaza, 50, who was found in a home at Weston Road and Humber Boulevard with obvious signs of trauma." --

RULE #1... YOU DON'T BRING A MORON TO A GUNFIGHT...

-- "The footage shows the moment Gavin Dasaur, 29, quickly approaches a white Chevy pickup truck on Tuesday evening and attempts to punch the driver while holding what appears to be a handgun." --

WILL JOE GO? OBAMA WEIGHS IN...

-- "Several top Democrats privately tell us the rising pressure of party congressional leaders and close friends will persuade President Biden to decide to drop out of the Presidential race, as soon as this weekend." --

EXACTLY HOW UNPOPULAR ARE JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S LIBERAL COLLEAGUES?

MARCO, HERE'S A THOUGHT... STOP WAGING WAR ON CANADIANS...

-- "Former Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino is calling for the creation of 'protective zones' around political constituency offices to shield members of Parliament and their staff from a rising tide of threatening behaviour." --

And the rats are starting to abandon ship!

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Police have arrested Haider Ameer Khan, 25, of Brampton, Shehroz Nadeem, 26, of Mississauga and Jaskaran Sing, 24, of Grimsby, and seized a dozen stolen vehicles following a raid at an alleged 'chop shop' in Milton." --

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY....

-- "In an Ontario Superior Court decision released last month, Justice Sandra Nishikawa handed Toronto rapper Omary Bent, 27, a stay of proceedings. He was acquitted of four firearm charges laid on him in the summer of 2021." --

One last tidbit...

-- "In unrelated proceedings, Bent is facing a charge of second-degree murder in connection with the stabbing of 24-year-old Shacquan Harrison." --

DEI MEANS DIE...

-- "Wait, hold up... he's on a roof? Abort, abort, over! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT get on that roof, especially if it is in any way inclined or sloped, over!" --

And...

-- "Never — in my 13 years in the Senate — have I seen a briefing end after answering only four questions." --

Score one for the Secret Cervix!

WHAT DO THEY CALL THAT NEIGHBOURHOOD IN TORONTO?

HERE'S A HINT... RHYMES WITH BUNGLE...

-- "A man has been taken to hospital after being found with life-threatening stab wounds near Lawrence Avenue West and Allen Road." --

And Toronto is spreading.

OH, JOEY... DON'T TEASE US...

-- "President Biden said in a new interview that he would consider dropping out if he was diagnosed with a 'medical condition' by doctors — giving his clearest sign yet of faltering in his insistence he will seek a second term." --

The pressure is mounting.  

And mounting.

CRY HAVOC... AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WOKE...

-- "Gangs are grouping together determined by their ethnicity, with different groups laying claim to different parts of the city. The Praterstern area, just outside central Vienna, is now controlled by North Africans and is considered the worst area in the city for crime." --

THEIR NAMES? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS SAY POLICE AND LAPDOG MEDIA...

THE SAME FOLKS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANT TO PUT IN JAIL...

-- "Peel Regional Police said they arrested 10 individuals in connection with the investigation and charged them with a total of 185 Criminal Code offenses related to trafficking of firearms and drug trafficking." --

UPDATE: CP24 has altered the article to include accused names 

Fortunately... it seems Citynews didn't get the memo...

Orlando Thomas, a 38-year-old from Brampton  -  Conrad Mullings, a 53-year-old from Toronto - Hamisi Stanley, a 44-year-old from London, Ont. - Kevin Dias, a 45-year-old from Hamilton -  Jordan Richards, a 30-year-old from Thornhill - Omar Ranger, a 45-year-old from Toronto -  Shelldon Stewart, a 41-year-old from Leamington, Ont. - Adam Kerr, a 34-year-old from Toronto - Garfield Morrison, a 53-year-old from Vaughan - Michael Bell, a 59-year-old from Mississauga

No gun... no problem...

-- "York Regional Police have charged 30-year-old Mckenzie Gill, of Toronto, with second-degree murder in the stabbing death of a man at an apartment in Newmarket on Sunday." --

The usual, well... you know...

-- "Husain Dahis, 26, was shot and killed in Orléans Tuesday evening, according to Ottawa Police." --

And...

-- "A male is being rushed to hospital with critical injuries after a daytime shooting in a Brampton neighbourhood. So far no suspect descriptions have been provided." --

YOU SAY 'MARTIAL LAW' LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...

-- "The attempt to curb whistleblower leaks follows a 2023 ethics report to the clerk of the privy council that complained of 'decreasing confidence in Canada’s democracy' by a cynical electorate." --

The Liberals look you right in the face... and they lie.

"REE TARDY OSWALD"

-- "'I'm glad they're calling him a shooter because he ain't a sniper,' Norton said. 'If he was a sniper, President Trump would be dead on the very first shot. There's no ifs, ands, or buts about this. Because at 130 yards, 190 yards, that is piece of cake gravy range for somebody that shoots.'" --

Yup... who could have seen this coming? 

So much for bringing down the temperature...

-- "The far-left Lincoln Project, whose cofounder has openly and publicly called for someone to 'put a bullet in Donald Trump,' is still looking to get the former president assassinated by comparing him to Adolf Hitler." --