DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "York Regional Police are searching for suspects after four separate pharmacy robberies in the region in the last week. Two male suspects, one armed with a gun, allegedly entered the pharmacy and demanded cash and drugs. Both suspects are described as male, Black and between 16-18 years old." --

And...

-- "A man is in critical condition after a shooting near King Street West and Shaw Street in Toronto's west end at around 8:45 p.m. on Wednesday evening. Police said they do not have suspect information yet." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Hamilton police are investigating a targeted shooting at a semi-detached home on Minto Avenue at Bristol Street around 9:20 p.m. Wednesday night." --

RELIGION OF... WHAT THE F@CKIN' F@CK!!!

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Mehran Sammak, a 27-year-old World Cup fan was shot in the head and killed by Islamic Regime’s security forces in Anzali, northern Iran, after honking his car horn for joy at the elimination of the Iranian team’ according to reports." --

RELIGION OF PIECES... BONUS ROUND

-- "A suicide bomber blew himself up near a truck carrying police officers on their way to protect polio workers near Quetta, Pakistan on Wednesday." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME...

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...

-- "On Oct. 16, 1970, the federal government invoked the War Measures Act. It suspended civil liberties, allowing searches without warrants and detention without habeas corpus; it also put the Canadian Armed Forces onto the streets of Montreal." --

BUSH SNOOZES... AMERICA LOSES...

-- "The document shows the the 10 members of the 9/11 Commission giving Bush multiple chances to acknowledge the numerous documented warnings he'd received from his own government of an impending attack by Al Qaeda. For the most part, Bush failed to do so. Instead, he passed the buck." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "CIA Director George Tenet, the record shows, did everything he could to get Bush to focus on Al Qaeda. Bush just wasn't interested." --

AND IT WASN'T EXACTLY A STATE SECRET

-- "'If only Osama had faxed an X-marks-the-spot map to the Crawford ranch showing the Pentagon, the Capitol, the twin towers and the word 'BOOM!' scrawled in Arabic,' wrote Maureen Dowd, the New York Times opinion columnist, at the time." --

RATS SCURRY AS BIDEN LAPTOP COVERUP FALLS APART

-- "Yoel Roth, former head of 'Trust and Safety' at Twitter recently admitted that the social media company’s decision to censor the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020 was a 'mistake.' When the New York Post's bombshell report was first published with weeks to go before the 2020 election, Twitter and Facebook were quick to limit or block sharing of the story in an unprecedented display of coordination." --

AND THE FALLOUT IS AFFECTING 'CLINTON NEWS NETWORK'...

Did CNN honestly expect it could thrive after all this…

Russia Collusion Hoax Hands Up,

Don’t Shoot Hoax

Jussie Smollett Hoax

Covington KKKids Hoax

Very Fine People Hoax

Seven-Hour Gap Hoax

Global Warming Hoax

Russian Bounties Hoax

Trump Trashes Troops Hoax

Policemen Killed at Mostly-Peaceful January 6 Protest Hoax

Rittenhouse Hoax

Eating While Black Hoax

Border Agents Whipping Illegals Hoax

NASCAR Noose Hoax

The Georgia Jim Crow 2.0 Hoax

Trump Assaulted Secret Service Agents and Grabbed Steering Wheel of Beast Hoax

Frame MAGA for Alleged Paul Pelosi Assault

FUNDING OUR OWN EXTINCTION - UK EDITION

-- “Tarek Namouz, 43, from West London, a former pub landlord turned barber shop owner ‘sent £25,000 to ISIS terrorist in Syria to buy weapons after receiving taxpayer-funded Covid Grants.’" --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "When police raided Namouz barber’s shop they found cash and a hidden mobile phone containing messages to a contact in Syria, an ISIS bomb-making video and a video showing how to kill with a knife." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- “'I just keep my kids away from the windows, and mainly I sit on my floor, because just in case, I don’t want to be hit or have my kids hit,' said the woman, who feared that her name appearing in this article would make her a target." --

JUNKIE SEE... JUNKIE DO...

♫ "LET'S GO UP TO THE LAB...
AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB" ♫

-- "Federal drug policy is headed to 'ultimately decriminalization' of illegal narcotics, liberal MP Dr. Brendan Hanley yesterday told the Commons health committee." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "One person is in hospital after being stabbed multiple times at a condo tower in the Fort York area downtown. Toronto police said they responded to reports of two people in an argument at a residential building and that the victim sustained multiple stab wounds." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE

-- "Two people are in critical condition following a shooting and vehicle collision at Warden Ave. and Hymus Rd., north of St. Clair Ave. in Scarborough Tuesday evening. When officers got to the scene, police said, they located a female victim with 'several' gunshot wounds. A second victim, a man, who police said was in the vehicle that crashed, later walked into a local hospital." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "Toronto Police said officers were called to Markham Road and McNicoll Avenue at 8:57 p.m. for reports that someone was shooting a gun from a grey SUV with a New York licence plate. Police didn’t release a description of the alleged shooter." --

And...

Two Oshawa men, Victor Boodoo, 33 and Jordan Loveday, 31, are facing numerous firearm and drug charges after a woman was dragged into a Bloor St. E. and Ritson Rd. residence." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...

-- “Obviously, everyone in China should be allowed to express themselves, should be allowed to share their perspectives and indeed, protest,” Trudeau said on Tuesday." --

WAIT A MINUTE...

-- The elderly woman injured when Police on horseback rode through a crowd of Freedom Convoy protesters has been identified as Candice 'Candy' Sero,   a full-blood Mohawk woman from Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory in Hastings County, Ontario." --

It's amazing what you find when you start digging.

THE BIDEN CHRONICLES: YOU'VE COME A WRONG WAY, BABY!

The Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy...

-- "I'm sure you are as shocked as I am that this guy is not exhibiting the type of decision-making you might want for a career bureaucrat in charge of the nation's nuclear spent fuel programs." --

STEP TWO... SEND THEM TO THE GULAG

SOMEONE TELLS YOU WHO THEY ARE... BELIEVE THEM...

-- "It is also important that physicians work with their patients to manage anxieties related to the vaccine and not enable avoidance behaviour." --

JUSTIN'S MOST-ADMIRED DICTATORSHIP

-- "The largest quarantine camp in China's Guangzhou city is being built. It has 90,000 isolation pods." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Poor guys putting their bags on the wrong bus. Glad they were able to get them back..." --

'BUDDHA TAKE THE WHEEL'

-- "A small Buddhist temple in the northern province of Phetchabun, in Thailand has been left without any monks after they were all dismissed after testing positive for methamphetamine, local officials have said. The country is a major transit point for methamphetamine." --

THE USUAL VAGUE, INCOMPLETE DESCRIPTION

DON'T WANNA OFFEND ANYONE'S COMMUNITY...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a 30 to 40 year old woman who pushed another 62-year-old woman to the ground who sustained life-altering injuries." --

Maybe the cops will up their game if the old gal dies... but I doubt it.  

SCARBOROUGH SHOOTING: THE USUAL UPDATE

-- "He is described as a man wearing a black top, a long white T-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, and was last seen running east on Hymus Rd." --

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS... JUSTIN'S FRIENDS

Storage of mobile field hospitals will cost taxpayers more than $135 million in 2022, records show. 'This is something I was completely unaware of,' said Public Works Minister Helena Jaczek. The storage costs follow a sole-sourced $150 million contract to SNC-Lavalin Group Inc. for field hospitals.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

WHILE JUSTIN AL-JOLSON CHASES MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "Three teenage boys have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon in connection with a stabbing inside a Scarborough high school that left a 17-year-old student with critical injuries. There was also another stabbing outside of Birchmount Park this past spring, which left a teen seriously injured." --

And...

-- Durham Regional Police say a man was left with a stab wound after a fight outside Frosty John’s pub in Clarington, Ont., over the weekend." --

ONE FOR THE LADIES

You want more... you can find her here.

LONDON MAYOR SADIQ KHAN WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "Students from a Muslim school in London were taught a popular song, 'Hello Commander', about THE ISLAMIC APOCALYPSE, WHEN ALL JEWS MUST BE MASSACRED, for an Iranian propaganda video." --

Don't get me started on Kanye West.  

KHAN PUSHES ECO-WEENIE AGENDA WHILE LONDON CRUMBLES

-- "The far-left mayor said although the policy is overwhelmingly unpopular with a public already being crushed by inflation, falling real incomes, and central government tax hikes, it is worth the trade-off for having cleaner air in the city." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Hamilton resident Usman Suhrwardy, 39, is facing 23 counts of uttering threats/death or bodily harm and three counts of harassment by threatening conduct at Toronto Metropolitan University." --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "“In Feb. ’20 Fauci emailed a friend advising her masks were ineffective. Confirmed again Mar. 31. On Apr. 3 he’s adamant masks should be worn even though he couldn’t cite a single study to prove it. Mandates followed. Lives ruined. COVID tyranny is born. Another lawyer at the proceeding tweeted that when Fauci was pressed on why he didn’t couldn’t cite any studies about masks that he’d followed, he answered that he was 'too busy saving lives to be bothered with trivialities.'" --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "It soon became apparent that although the well-coached Prime Minister was present before the commission in body, in spirit he was with Alice in Wonderland — that magical place where words mean what one wants them to mean, neither more nor less." --

ANOTHER COLD CASE SOLVED

-- "Toronto Police homicide detectives have arrested a suspect in the shocking 1983 murders of career girl Erin Gilmour and single mother Susan Tice. They are expected to release the name of the alleged killer and other details at Monday’s news conference." --

UPDATE:   Four decades to justice

-- "Joseph George Sutherland, 61, of Moosonee — nearly 20 hours north of Toronto on James Bay — was arrested Friday by OPP investigators and is charged with first-degree murder." --

UPDATE2:   Stand by for a Gladue hearing in three, two...

COPS, MEDIA DOING BACKFLIPS TO AVOID SAYING 'ABORIGINAL'

-- "Sutherland does have family and an extended family living in northern Ontario – but he would not provide details as to who exactly they are." --

GOING BANKRUPT ON TWO CONTINENTS

-- "Troubled startup battery maker Britishvolt has formally abandoned a long-shot plan to build a second factory in Quebec, as it focuses on securing new funding for its struggling UK project." --

YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

The House of Commons Ethics Committee reprimanded the RCMP as evasive and uncooperative for the second time in seven weeks, according to Blacklock’s Reporter.  This reprimand came over the RCMP’s undisclosed use of spyware.

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "A 23-year-old woman with a concealed-carry permit defended herself against four armed men who attempted to carjack her last week on the South Side of Chicago. When one of the men attempted to open her car door while brandishing a gun, the woman shot the would-be carjacker in the head. One of the other men reportedly shot her in the left arm, and she was later taken to Advocate Trinity Hospital in fair condition." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Police said they found three men — 23-year-old Jacqueze Grier, 18-year-old Taneaious McCune and a 15-year-old boy — shot outside a home on Gresham Road on Friday afternoon. A fourth person, 30-year-old Telvin Thomas, arrived at a hospital later that night." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Halton Police in Burlington say the Homicide Unit is investigating after a body was discovered inside a vehicle near Dundas Street and Tremaine Road in the city’s east end following a fire early Sunday morning." --

DUMB AS DOGSHIT

-- "Numerous Twitter users noted a flaw in Milano's rationale to switch from a Tesla to a Volkswagen to fight 'white supremacy.'" --

IT'S WHAT THE LUNATIC LEFT DOES

-- "Although street crime actually fell while the protesters exercised their mobility and speech rights in downtown Ottawa, the Trudeau government nevertheless suggested that the abstract threat of violence was, along with other so-called factors, sufficient to confiscate protester funds, freeze bank accounts, tow vehicles, and arrest protesters." --

CANADA UPS IMMIGRATION TARGET TO 500,000 YEARLY

-- "In the first half of this year, police in the Spanish city of Barcelona claim that 76 per cent of all their arrests were foreigners, with many linked to drug trafficking, theft and violent robberies." --

BUT HE WAS READY TO ROLL TANKS ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS

-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was invited to appear on the Canadian spin-off of RuPaul’s Drag Race, where he preached about diversity. Trudeau told the drag queens it had been 'an incredible pleasure to be part of fighting the good fight on the right side.'" --

You remember 'Prime Minister Peace & Love'... right?

-- "Canada is now a place where there is 'no core identity, no mainstream. Those qualities are what make us the first post-national state.'" --

RESCUING THE ESPLANADE

-- "'It’s just disgusting. It’s like living in a graveyard,' said Steve, a shelter resident on and off for the last year-and-a-half. 'People robbing each other, breaking into each other’s rooms, rape, it’s all there.'" --

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

-- "The Toronto Police Service Hold Up Squad would like to make the public aware of Zekeria Amir, 24, who was arrested for a series of armed robberies. Three men remain unidentified. They are described as black, approximately 20 to 30 years old with thin builds." --

YOU SAY 'MARTIAL LAW' LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...

-- "Liberal Justice Minister David Lametti was asked to explain one of the central issues of the inquiry, which is how the government decided that the convoy protests presented a threat to the security of Canada as defined under the CSIS act, despite CSIS stating it never found one." --

GOTTA HAVE PRIORITIES

-- "Some JetBlue pilots are outraged after the airline hired a violent felon who served nine years in prison to fly planes even as it refuses to hire people who haven’t taken the COVID vaccine, citing safety." --

WELCOME TO THE BLACKBOARD JUNGLE

-- "School staff claim reading and writing have turned into bleeding and fighting at York Memorial Collegiate Institute. The school bathrooms are alleged to be no-go-zones of sex, brawls and drug deals. While the TDSB scrambles to find a new leadership for the school, including a permanent principal, a TDSB spokesperson has said 24 staff were off work last Wednesday." --

YEAH... WE DON'T TALK ABOUT, WELL... THAT

-- "CityNews reached out to Toronto Police for information on how often officers have been called to York Memorial in recent weeks and the nature of those calls. A Police spokesperson declined to provide those details, saying it could only be recovered through a Freedom of Information request." --

ANOTHER DESTINATION OFF THE VACATION LIST

-- "An entire diesel engine was stolen part by part for scrap from a Muzzafarpur railway yard in Bihar's Begusarai district, police said on Friday. The gang is also involved in unbolting steel bridges and stealing their parts, said PS Dubey, the inspector of Railway Protection Force." --

IF IT WORKED FOR SAINT GEORGE FLOYD...

-- "The man accused of murdering teen-aged East Harlem Burger King cashier Kristal Bayron-Nieves during a $100 robbery whined that he was the one being victimized, comparing himself to Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ." --

It's time to bring back the cookin' chair...

-- "After she handed over roughly $100 and told him a second register was empty, Glynn shot Kristal in the chest, the Manhattan district attorney’s office said." --

Don't get me started on 'Florida Man.' 

HOW'S THAT GUN FREEZE WORKING, JUSTIN?

-- "Police in Toronto are investigating a shooting at Confederation Drive and Scarborough Golf Club Road in Scarborough on Friday night." --

And...

-- "One person was seriously injured in a shooting at Parliament and Shuter streets on Saturday morning. There is no word on suspects at this time." --

CBC - THEY LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE AND THEY LIE

HERE'S A CTV POLL FROM THE NATION'S CAPITAL...THE PREPAID JOURNALISTS AT CBC BEG TO DIFFER...

-- "That somebody needed to do something seems blindingly obvious — which likely explains why a plurality of Canadians continue to support the government's use of the Emergencies Act." --

CTV Ottawa had better get with the program.

BUT JUSTIN'S STILL CHASING MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS

-- LONDON, Ont. — "An OPP officer posing as a survivalist stockpiling weapons testified that he bought a suitcase full of hand grenades for $110,000 in a mall parking lot in Ancaster, a court has heard." --

LOCAL DEER HUNTERS COMPLETELY OFF THE HOOK

-- "Investigators say some of the people charged include alleged members of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club in the London area, cocaine traffickers in Brantford and weapons traffickers also in Brantford." --

WASN'T THERE SOME OTHER GRENADE STORY IN THE NEWS?

-- "A massive police raid at three different Mohawk reserves in Quebec Wednesday morning netted $2.5 million in cash and a large firearms cache, including three grenade launchers." --

I'M SURE THE SHOOTEE WAS TURNING HIS LIFE AROUND

Plainclothes York Regional Police Officers shot two men suspected in a string of Markham, Ont. home invasions just after 7 a.m. Friday morning, killing one. The age and identity of the deceased are unknown at this time. A man and woman, both 26 years old, were also arrested at the scene and remain in custody.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT...

-- "After two meetings’ worth of a sometimes chaotic debate, school board trustees narrowly failed to reinstate mandatory masking within the board Thursday evening. Six trustees voted in favour of a motion to require masks and six opposed it. Because of the tie, the motion did not pass." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT

-- "The Repeat Offender Parole Enforcement Squad is requesting the public’s assistance in locating federal offender Oluwaseum OJO, 25, wanted on a Canada Wide Warrant as a result of his breach of Statutory Release." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "That killer, by the way, was a 'known wolf.' If I wanted to blame a third party, it would be the prosecutors who shrugged after a kidnapping and bomb threat. Oh well, irrelevant, because lenient prosecutors are good guys." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

-- "Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland in a confidential videoconference with bankers said she 'couldn’t agree more' with a recommendation that cabinet deploy armed soldiers against the Freedom Convoy. 'It is a threat to our democracy,' said Freeland: 'All options are on the table.'" --

IT GETS BETTER...

'How many tanks are you asking for,' Mendicino responded and added, 'I just wanna ask Anita [Defence Minister Anita Anand] how many we’ve got on hand.' Lametti then stated, 'I reckon one will do!!'" --

AS JUSTIN GOES AFTER EVERYBODY'S DEER RIFLES

HOMICIDAL URBAN GANGBANGERS CONTINUE TO UP THE BODYCOUNT...

 

COQUITLAM, B.C. - Ramin Salam, 25, one of the two men gunned down in Coquitlam, B.C., on Wednesday night has ties to the Lower Mainland gang conflict, according to police. Another victim who survived appears to have gang ties as well.

GET YOU SOME OF THAT 'FREE HEALTHCARE'

-- "The University Health Network, which oversees Toronto General Hospital, told CTV News Toronto its emergency departments are, 'of necessity, open to anyone .. and are often seen as a place of respite for people experiencing homelessness.'" --

BUT JUSTIN STILL WANTS MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS

ALL ABOUT SAVING LIVES MY ASS...

-- "Ontario Chief Coroner Dirk Huyer says 1,278 people have died from opioid toxicity in the first six months of this year." --

By way of comparison, there have been 41 people killed by firearms in Toronto in 2022 so far.

Meanwhile the Liberals are repealing mandatory minimum sentences for smuggling drugs and firearms across the border... because it mainly affects 'people of colour.'  

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A man has been seriously injured after being stabbed in downtown Toronto near Wellesley and Bleecker Streets, east of Sherbourne on Thursday evening." --

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT

-- "The White House said they are 'not sharing' what determines which reporters get to be on President Joe Biden’s pre-selected list, and refused to say why he has a list at all." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "First lady Jill Biden reportedly confronted White House staff after the press briefing, demanding to know why Biden was allowed to speak for two hours." --

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

-- "A 30-year-old PhD student, Gajanan Munde, died after setting himself ablaze and trying to kill a woman for allegedly turning down his marriage proposal at Government Institute of Science in Aurangabad Monday afternoon, police said. College employees rushed in after hearing the woman’s cry for help, broke open the door and doused the flames with the help of a fire extinguisher." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Toronto police have arrested Mohamed Abdihakim, 38, of Toronto and are looking for a woman in connection with an assault with a knife in Scarborough." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

-- "Canadian religious leaders are speaking out with growing concern as the clock ticks down on the activation of new policies that would allow mentally ill people to be euthanized with remarkable speed — just 90 days after two doctors approve the request for assisted suicide." --

It's Justin's 'one stop shopping' solution.

THE GUNS JUSTIN NEVER TALKS ABOUT

-- "Police are investigating a shooting that left two people dead and a third person injured in Coquitlam, B.C., Wednesday night. Sources said later Wednesday that the victims have links to groups involved in the Lower Mainland gang conflict – which has seen dozens of tit-for-tat murders in recent years." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "Toronto police are searching for a man wanted in an armed robbery on a GO train. The suspect is described as Black, standing at five-feet-seven inches tall, 145 pounds, with a medium build and gold teeth on the upper left side of his mouth." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police continue to investigate a shooting in North York that seriously injured a man Wednesday night near Weston Road and Fenmar Drive." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

-- "Only days after Freedom Convoy first set up shop in the Ottawa core, Federal Cabinet Ministers were casually discussing whether they should order the demonstration to be crushed with tanks. Using heavy armour to dislodge an intransigent protest would mark a precedent never before seen in even the most violent examples of civil unrest from Canada’s past." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER...

-- "Former Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale in an email to cabinet said he suspected the Freedom Convoy was a U.S. neo-Nazi movement. The finding contradicted police memos denying protesters were violent extremists." --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

--One day Canada was a country at rest. The next day 'there’s a movement to overthrow the government.'   It was a pure concoction of political convenience, and by no means incidentally, a huge gesture of contempt for those in disagreement with the government. --

THE GUNS JUSTIN WON'T BE FOLLOWING UP ON

-- "Toronto police are investigating after a man suffering from a gunshot wound walked into a hospital on Wednesday evening shortly after 8:30 p.m. No suspect information has been released." --

OF COURSE, THERE'S SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

LOOK WHO IS... AND ISN'T... IN THE CROSSHAIRS

-- "The Trudeau Liberals aren’t even hiding it anymore, they are coming for hunting rifles and shotguns. The Remington 742 and rifles like it have been used for deer hunting for decades. That rifle and those like it will now be banned." --

And we know what happens if Canadians disagree with the God-King.

'GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR HAWKING'

-- "The European Space Agency on Wednesday selected a disabled former athlete to be among its newest astronaut recruits as part of its first recruitment drive in over a decade that aimed to bring diversity to space travel. The ESA’s groundbreaking hiring campaign didn’t specifically address ethnic diversity, but stressed the importance of 'representing all parts of our society.'" --

VIRGINIA WALMART SHOOTER AND VICTIMS IDENTIFIED

-- "It’s not clear what sparked the murderous rampage, however, coworkers described Bing as 'difficult, mean and paranoid.   He was always saying the government was watching him. He didn’t like social media and he kept black tape on his phone camera,' said Shaundrayia Reese, who worked with Bing for three years. 'Everyone always thought something was wrong with him,' she added." --

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF ALLAH...

-- "The head of the yeshiva attended by 16-year-old Canadian-Israeli Aryeh Shechopek, killed in Wednesday morning’s double bombing in Jerusalem, described his former student as a 'charming boy' who was 'gentle and tender' and beloved by all." --

THAT'S ONE ANGRY DEITY...

-- "Police, who were searching for the suspected attackers, said their initial findings showed that shrapnel-laden explosive devices were placed at the two sites." --

HOW MUCH FOR A NON-COMBUSTIBLE MODEL?

-- "That's right, Mercedes will soon offer an annual subscription to owners of its electric EQ models that lets them unlock additional power and quicker acceleration. It only costs $1200 plus tax. Every year. Welcome to the future." --

Public transportation... there's the real solution.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Halton police are looking for 40-year-old Asad Rasheed after one person was stabbed in Milton and transported to the hospital in life-threatening condition." --

UPDATE:   Ol' Asad not so happy

-- "A woman is dead after a stabbing in Milton on Tuesday afternoon, and a suspect has been arrested." --

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "Toronto Police said that officers received a report that 26-year-old Daniel Williams had threatened to kill a 29-year-old woman at a home in the O’Connor Drive and Donlands Avenue area." --

PLAYING BY THIRD WORLD RULES...

-- "Crown prosecutors allege that on May 7, 2021, Gamdur Brar pursued his wife and her nephew in an early morning car chase, shooting a spray of bullets at their vehicle, which was eventually run off the road.  Brar is charged in the May 2021 death of his wife's 19-year-old nephew, Harmanjot Singh Bhattal." --

AH, YES... KILLER TEENS ON THE LOOSE

-- "A 15-year-old girl is charged following a stabbing in the cafeteria of a London, Ontario high school that seriously injured a student.  It is the second stabbing involving students at the London region’s largest school board." --

I'm so old, I remember when teenage girls didn't try to murder each other...

-- "Established in 2008, the School Resource Officer Program had come under fire from activists and community groups following the Black Lives Matter movement." --

OF COURSE THERE ARE PRONOUNS

-- "Attorneys for Anderson Lee Aldrich, the individual charged with 5 counts of murder and 5 hate crimes, have said that Aldrich is 'non-binary' and uses 'they/them' pronouns." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE BURLESQUE...

-- "Leftists were screaming 'hate crimes!' but it turns out that the brick tosser is a gay man named Sean Kuilan." --

IF IT WASN'T FOR FAKE NAZIS... THERE'D BE...

...NO NAZIS AT ALL...

-- "The Freedom Convoy's lawyer claimed yesterday the masked man seen holding a Nazi flag at the trucker protest was a publicist with Enterprise Canada and former Toronto Star employee." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

“They have tried to turn this entire proceeding into an inquiry about the failures of (former Ottawa police chief Peter) Sloly as opposed to actually about the invocation of the Emergencies Act. And my duty to my clients and my duty as a lawyer is to uncover the truth.”

SOUNDS LIKE A POST APOCALYPTIC THRILLER TO ME

Researchers think that releasing herpes into waterways... yes, herpes... may play a key role in reducing invasive carp populations. According to the report, releasing carp herpes into the wild could reduce carp populations by 40 to 60 percent — and by up to 80 percent in less resilient populations.

A LITTLE GREEN AROUND THE GILLS

-- "Medium and large German companies have reportedly been scrambling to purchase electricity generators amid fears that the country could see parts of its national grid collapse." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Toronto police are searching for Muhsin Sufi, 23, and Abdulhai Patel, 20, in connection with a violent kidnapping and assault near Scarborough Town Center last week. Suliaman Sufi, has alreeady taken into custody and is facing multiple charges, including kidnapping, forcible confinement and robbery with a firearm." --

SURE DIDN'T BRING THEIR 'A GAME'...

-- "Two people, Kenneth Wingfield, 43 and Krista-Lynn Darling, 38, suspected to be involved in armed robberies in Durham Region last week were located in a field after crashing into a police cruiser and subsequently fleeing on foot, officers say." --