NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "Even in Uvalde, where the police have been criticized for waiting on site for more than an hour, the gunman is believed to have fired more than 100 rounds within the first three minutes. 'Time is all that matters... It’s that simple.'" --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- “Instead of targeting gangs and illegally smuggled firearms, Justin Trudeau is introducing a firearm buyback program that punishes lawful firearms owners.” --

IT GETS BETTER... BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Dr. Peterson. Canada is done. I recently wanted to travel with my family. Included non vax children. Coming from a former communist country where travelling meant jumping through bureaucratic hoops and to relive that again and the fact the amount of people who willingly accept this and even praise it I know now for a fact Canada is done for. And it saddens me deeply." --

NEVER A GUILLOTINE AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE

-- "The Sunday Times, a UK based publication, reported that Charles, 73, personally took money from Bakr bin Laden, and brother Shafiq. Bakr serves as the head of the Saudi family and both men are half-brothers to the mastermind behind al Qaeda. The money was deposited into the fund and sources told Charles to return the money, but he declined to do so, the outlet reported." --

ACTUALLY NOT BAD... COMPARED TO OTHER YEARS

FAIRLY MODEST BODY COUNT THIS YEAR... SO FAR...

-- "Toronto police say a man has been seriously injured after being stabbed near the route of the Toronto Caribbean Carnival grand parade at Lake Shore Boulevard West and British Columbia Road just before 5:30PM on Saturday afternoon." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO CARIBANA 2019

-- "TORONTO — Thirteen people were injured after nearly a dozen shootings across Toronto over the long weekend, one of which sparked chaos as gunshots rang out in a packed nightclub." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Manhattan, New York City District Attorney Alvin Bragg, wh has financial ties to billionaire George Soros, is defending his office’s freeing without bail a 16-year-old suspect who was captured on video brutally assaulting a New York City Police Department officer." --

NOT AS FROZEN AS PRIME MINISTER BLACKFACE IMAGINES

-- "Toronto police are investigating an overnight shooting in north Scarborough near McCowan Road and McNicoll Avenue." --

How frozen, you ask...

-- "The most recent police statistics show there have been 229 shootings so far this year in the city, up nearly 5% from this time last year." --

IT'S NOT GOING THAT WELL OUT IN LOTUS LAND EITHER

One man is dead and two others were seriously injured after a shooting in South Surrey on Saturday afternoon."

But he's still going after my legally registered firearms... and not criminals.

BREAKING SAD

-- "Students in West Bengal's Durgapur have found a new way to get high. They are getting addicted to condoms, but not to use them as contraceptives. The Durgapur kids soak the flavoured condoms in hot water and drink the liquid. This gets them high for 10 to 12 hours." --

A KINK TOO FAR

-- "A pair of knickers belonging to Adolf Hitler's wife Eva Braun has sold at auction for £3,700. The pink silk pants embroidered with Braun's initials came from a private European World War Two collection.." --

BOTH SIDES OF THEIR COMMIE-PINKO PIEHOLES!

-- "'A border wall is an ineffective use of taxpayer dollars,' White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said during the daily briefing. The announcement signals a betrayal of Biden’s campaign promise to cease wall construction entirely." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER

-- "Jean-Pierre described border walls as 'racist' in 2019 in a video published on social media in her old job at MoveOn.org." --

'CANADIAN' MAN, MY PRIVILEGED WHITE ASS!

AS CANADIAN AS AN IED

-- "Mohammed Khalifa, 39, who grew up in Toronto and left Canada in 2013 for Syria, killed two Syrian soldiers on the group’s behalf before his capture by U.S.-backed Kurdish forces in 2019, the U.S. Department of Justice said in a statement on his sentence." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "A 59-year-old janitor, Aboneh Kassa Gebre, of Toronto, is accused of sexually assaulting two employees at a business in the Annex. Investigators are concerned about the possibility of other alleged victims." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "The EFS Social Club on King Street near Bathurst Street has had its liquor licence suspended following a fatal shooting on July 17. The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario confirmed that it has issued an order suspending the club’s liquor licence immediately and will begin proceedings to revoke the licence." --

IN OTHER UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST NEWS

-- "Two days after releasing surveillance video footage of the suspect, police on Friday identified the suspect as 27-year-old Kensworth Alton Francis. Francis, who is believed to be originally from the Bahamas, is considered armed and dangerous." --

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

-- "Attorney Keith Wilson explained that Lich's arrest means that Canada is no longer a free country, as Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has weaponized the criminal justice system against those who oppose his policies." --

"'She's a 49-year-old grandmother and mother. No criminal record. She spent 49 days in jail under ridiculous and troubling circumstances,' Wilson explained."

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Two people have injuries after one was shot and the other was stabbed during an altercation in Etobicoke Thursday night near Rexdale Mall. Anyone with information is being asked to contact police."

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

The York Regional Police Homicide Unit is investigating the suspicious death of a 22-year-old woman in Newmarket near Prospect and Gorham streets.

LAY OF THE LAND

-- "So within a few hours, we had thousands of comments, we were getting hundreds of private messages, we are now getting phone calls to the brewery and all of these comments are extremely negative, vulgar, there is a lot of profanity being used, sexualizing our staff." --

NOT THAT THINGS ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY OUT WEST

-- "'It’s just another issue where we feel that the feds either don’t understand or they don’t completely care about the consequences,' said Alberta Agriculture Minister Nate Horner." --

PLAYING WITH WORDS... IT'S A KILLER

-- "'Firearms call' was also the innocuous term an RCMP communications officer used in the first tweet about the rampage at 11:32 p.m. the night before, even though by then the Mounties were aware an active shooter had killed several people in Portapique, N.S." --

TORONTO: NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

APPARENTLY THE 'B' WORD IS OFF THE TABLE...

-- "The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public’s assistance locating Eroll Potvin, 41, wanted in a stabbing investigation in the Danforth Avenue and Woodbine Avenue area on Saturday, July 23, 2022, at 6:25pm." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... THE GUNS JUSTIN WON'T FREEZE

-- "Police say they received reports that potential buyers arranged to meet sellers in response to ads for cellphones on Kijiji, and during the meetings the sellers were confronted by men wielding firearms." --

WHAT'S THAT CALLED WHEN YOU BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH?

SOFT-SOAPING THE SCARBOROUGH KILLING FIELDS...

-- "Toronto police are investigating a homicide after a woman in her 40s died following an assault in Scarborough early Thursday morning in the area of Victoria Park Avenue and Donside Drive." --

One Toronto media outlet is calling this a 'fatal assault.' What's up with that?  

WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE?

-- "To quote (and I wrote it down, so I wouldn't screw it up) talking-head Lloyd Robertson... 'Her neck was compressed, to the point she couldn't breathe.'" --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #40/2022

-- "Evdokia Giapoutzis, 49, of Toronto, has been identified as the city’s 40th murder victim of the year. Her brother — Chris Giapoutzis, 37, of Toronto — has been charged with second-degree murder." --

WOULDN'T WANT TO TARNISH THE SHOOTER'S GOOD NAME

-- "Bracebridge OPP say a 56-year-old male was found deceased at the Stoneleigh Road residence, while a 52-year-old female was airlifted to Toronto with 'life-threatening' injuries. Gosia Puzio, a media relations officer for the OPP, said she could not provide specific details." --

NO... YOU ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET TO KNOW THEIR NAMES

-- "More than 200 stolen cars have been recovered and 28 people have been charged, including an unspecified number of Service Ontario employees, in connection with the dismantling of three auto-theft based criminal organizations, police say." --

WHY NOTHING EVER GETS DONE IN WASHINGTON DC

THE DEMOCRAT'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST...

-- "Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) asked Sturm, Ruger, & Co. to pledge not to sell ammunition that pierces body armor, to which Ruger CEO Christopher Killoy responded that Ruger is not involved in ammunition sales." --

VERY NEARLY A FIRST WORLD NATION

-- "Bhagwant Mann, Chief Minister of the Punjab region, was filmed drinking a whole glass of water from the Kali Bein, a rivulet that is considered holy to Sikhs. Mann was trying to demonstrate the effectiveness of a 22-year project to clean up the river. Shortly thereafter, he was taken to the hospital according to local reports." --

"Officials denied any connection between the hospital visit and the water."

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

WHAT DOES A DOUBLE MURDERER LOOK LIKE, ANYWAY?

"VAUGHAN -- Police are asking for help identifying the suspect in the video. He is described as a Black male in his 20s with a thin build and was wearing a white and a black t-shirt." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

"TORONTO -- A man has been seriously injured after being struck in the head with a wine bottle during an altercation in the city's Christie Pits neighbourhood on Wednesday evening." --

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S IMPERIAL CANADA

-- "An Access to Information request by Blacklock's Reporter has revealed that Farm Credit Canada (FCC) Regina demanded that employees record the names of customers who supported the Freedom Convoy financially. Internal documents show that staff were even compiling names after the Emergencies Act was lifted." --

THE WHEEL CONTINUES TO TURN

-- "The Integrated Homicide Investigation Team says 21-year-old Tanner Fox and 23-year-old Jose Lopez have been charged with first-degree murder in the death of Ripudaman Singh Malik, the man acquitted for bombings of Air India jets that killed 331 people on 23rd June 1985." --

THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE

-- "Some liberal media outlets are beginning to fall in line with the Biden administration's spin on redefining what a recession is ahead of the release of potentially devastating economic stats." --

THE ACTUAL LEGACY OF NELSON MANDELA

-- "On average nearly one person an hour is shot dead in South Africa, experts say." --

Don't you worry... there's an app for that...

-- "South Africa rose to the top of the list as the most crime-ridden country in the world, and carjacking was at an all time high. This led to the invention of the 1998 BMW Blaster, also known as the Flamethrower." --

SUPERIOR COURT PUSHES BACK AGAINST TRUDEAU DICTATORSHIP

-- "Superior Court Justice Andrew Goodman sided with Lich and her lawyers Lawrence Greenspon and Eric Granger in his ruling Tuesday, which came after two full days of hearings in Lich’s second bail review — and fifth time before a judge — since her arrest and initial detention." --

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF...

...WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "The organization of cemeteries for Tehran Province says it has covered graves that feature images of the deceased not wearing the hijab, as authorities continue to widen their crackdown on a government decree on head scarves." --

SO, HOUSE ARREST FOR ASSAULT WITH A HAMMER...

...BUT TAMARA LICH GETS LOCKED UP FOR MONTHS...

-- "Unable to close the door, Proctor, a 41-year-old artist, reached for a steel hammer sitting near the entrance to his unit. 'He used the hammer to strike her in the face,' assistant Crown attorney Josie Baier said." --

SOME FOLKS MORE DANGEROUS THAN OTHERS

-- "Lawyer Lawrence Greenspon said, and argued, Lich had already spent more time in pretrial custody 'as a presumptively innocent person' than she would have served if convicted and sentenced at trial." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Police have arrested and charged a 30-year-old man in connection with two recent armed carjacking attempts in downtown Toronto." --

CLIMATE WARRIORS GONNA NEED SOME BURN OINTMENT

-- "Luckily, no one died in the inferno, although two transit workers and two firefighters were hospitalized as a result of the thermal chemical process that produces great heat and continually reignites." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "The average wind farm has 150 turbines. Each wind turbine requires 80 gallons of oil for lubrication, and this isn’t vegetable oil; this is a PAO synthetic oil based on crude… 12,000 gallons. Once a year, that oil must be replenished. Green new deal, huh?" --

LET'S CELEBRATE A CANADIAN CLIMATE HERO

-- "According to CelebJets, an automated Twitter account that tracks flights taken by private jets, the rap superstar's Boeing 767 has flown the 70-kilometre route at least four times since June. The latest flight, which lasted only 14 minutes, was on July 22, CelebJet data shows." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MENS SOULS

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE, APPARENTLY...

-- "Florida rapper Rollie Bands was gunned down outside his Tampa apartment complex Friday minutes after he dared his critics to confront him at his house in an Instagram post." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- TORONTO - "A man took himself to hospital with a gunshot wound early Tuesday morning following a shooting in the city’s west end in the area of Pelham Avenue and Osler Street. No suspect information has been released." --

The Webb's First Four (actually 7) Images Explained

-- "The first full-color images from the James Webb Space Telescope are finally here! Let's take a look, talk about what we're seeing, and compare them to the most detailed version of these images we had before. --

YOUR AVERAGE COP KNOWS DIDDLEY ABOUT HIS SERVICE WEAPON

-- "Investigators were trying to determine whether the bystanders were hit by police gunfire or by ricocheting bullets or shrapnel, police said in a statement that added that the man with the gun did not appear to have fired it." --

BLM NEW YORK WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

EX-FELON/BISHOP TARGET OF MILLION DOLLAR BLING HEIST...

-- "'For you to kick in a church door and come with guns in the middle of service — what God is gonna do to y’all is above my paygrade,' Bishop Lamor Miller-Whitehead said of the suspects while shaking his head." --

Not surprisingly... it ain't Bishop Lamar's first rodeo.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T NARC OUT CLINTON OR GATES

AND NOT ONE SINGLE RICH GUY FEELS ANY CONSEQUENCES...

-- "Ghislaine Maxwell has been sent to a low-security prison in Florida to serve her 20-year sentence for helping Jeffrey Epstein abuse underage girls." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

AN UPDATE FROM WHISTLER... NOT A FRED OR A BOB AMONG THEM

-- "Tanvir Khakh, 20, and Gursimran Sahota, 24, have been charged in the midday murder in Whistler Sunday of prominent Brothers Keepers gangster Meninder Dhaliwal and his friend Satindera Gill." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

THAT 'FREE' HEALTHCARE... IT'S A KILLER!

-- "According to a news release, the person was admitted to the ER at the Edmundston Regional Hospital, where they died Sunday under 'unforeseeable and exceptional circumstances.' No details about the person or the incident that led to their death have been released." --

WHAT PASSES FOR JUSTICE IN JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S CANADA

NOTHING TO HIDE, HUH?

-- "One of the top RCMP officers involved in responding to Nova Scotia’s mass-shooting rampage in 2020 says he pushed repeatedly to have an independent police review of the incident’s handling — only for national headquarters to reject his request." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER

-- "In other testimony, the veteran officer suggested the RCMP in Nova Scotia is woefully under-staffed, despite the fact it mainly polices expansive rural areas." --

DID THE RCMP FAIL THE PUBLIC YET AGAIN?

-- "A series of deadly shootings in Langley, B.C., started about six hours before RCMP issued a cellphone alert warning the public. RCMP Sgt. David Lee says the alert, which was issued around 6:20 a.m., was done 'at the appropriate time.'" --

UPDATE:   Langley, BC shooter put down

-- "The man who shot four people over five hours in Langley before being shot by police Monday has been identified as Jordan Daniel Goggin, a 28-year-old Surrey man. Goggin was known to police but had 'non-criminal contact' with them, said Sgt. David Lee of IHIT." --

THE GUNS GOVERNMENT WON'T GO AFTER... BECAUSE RACISM

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-- "Two men, since identified as 25-year-old Toronto resident Tosin Amost-Arowoshegbe and 22-year-old Mississauga resident Chibueze Momah, were both pronounced dead at the scene. So far the authorities have only released an extremely limited suspect description. He is a described as a Black male, is his 20s with a thin build." --

THE LIBERAL PARTY KILLED EZE AND TOSIN

-- "The House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

Taking legal, registered firearms away from law-abiding citizens is a cheap PR stunt that DOES NOTHING to address criminal violence.

 But it's sure easier and less politically fraught than chasing down visible-minority gangbaners!

THE DOORBELL IS THE PARENT

-- "Amazon have admitted providing the police with user footage from its Ring camera doorbell product, displaying the increased collaboration between big tech and police agencies. This, as we know the FBI have secured thousands of deals with Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Dell, IBM and Hewlett Packard." --

JUST CHILL, BRO... THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "In a total reversal of their coronavirus approach, the U.S. government and corporate media are not engaging in any kind of behavior-shaming to halt the spread of monkeypox. During the coronavirus pandemic, and for two whole years, every facet of normal life was condemned as the equivalent of committing mass murder." --

GOVERNMENT MOVES TO CONTROL FLOW OF INFORMATION

-- "'Disinformation' and 'misinformation' are terms used by tech and media elites as a pretext to suppress information they dislike." --

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "The story became an immediate sensation in the Canadian media; and remained so for months, even after the GPR expert on whom the First Nation relied, Sarah Beaulieu, carefully noted that the radar survey results didn’t necessarily indicate the presence of graves. The truth was (and remains) that the number of confirmed graves remains at zero." --

Yeah... call me when they put a single shovel in the ground. 

Or, let's ask the lone dissenting media voice. 

REGARDLESS OF FACTS... POPE BENDS THE KNEE

-- "Earlier in the day, Francis held his face as he was brought in a wheelchair to a graveyard in Maskwacis. Organizers said there are likely remains of residential school students among the graves." --

Yet another PR victory for the 'We Were Here First' peoples.  

STORIES YOU WON'T SEE ON JUSTIN'S PREPAID CBC

-- "Two Catholic churches on First Nations reservations in British Columbia are the latest churches burned down this month under what police have claimed are suspicious circumstances." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Toronto resident Eysayah Davis has been charged after an armed carjacking in Etobicoke earlier this month. A search warrant was executed on July 21 at a home where police say officers recovered a loaded handgun, an over capacity magazine and an unspecified quantity of ammunition." --

SORRY, FOLKS... THIS GUY'S NAME IS A SECRET

-- "A suspect is in custody after 'several people' were shot in the Metro Vancouver city of Langley, RCMP said." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

SO WHY DOESN'T JUSTIN JUST FREEZE OPIOIDS?

-- "Toronto Public Health is warning the public after 10 people died of a suspected opioid overdose between July 17 and July 21. So far this month, Toronto paramedics have have reported a total of 21 overdose-related fatalities." --

Here's a brainwave... let's make it easier to do drugs!

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DEAL

-- "Arrests have been made after the fatal shooting in Whistler Sunday of a Brothers Keepers gangster, Meninder Dhaliwal, 29, who lost his own brother to a targeted hit in Vancouver’s Coal Harbour last year." --

THOSE DARNED TORONTO MEN

-- "A 63-year-old Toronto man, Miroslav Babjak, has been charged with sexual assault after a young woman sought to rent a room in a house." --

NO WHORE LIKE AN OLD WHORE

-- "'Climate deniers are really in some ways similar to all of those almost 400 law enforcement officers in Uvalde, Texas, who were waiting outside an unlocked door while the children were being massacred,' Former Vice President Al Gore said during a pre-taped 'Meet the Press' interview airing Sunday." --

AL GORE, AL GORE... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR

-- "Al Gore predicted the North Polar Ice Cap would be completely ice free in 2013. Gore made the prediction to a German audience in 2008. He told them that 'the entire North ‘polarized’ cap will disappear in 5 years.'" --

AL GORE... HYPOCRITICAL WHORE

"In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month."

The Babylonbee, once again, nails it.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Toronto police are asking for the public’s help to locate Ian Beckford, 44, wanted in the violent robbery of a a jewelry store at Jane Street and Finch Avenue in North York. 'He is believed to be violent and dangerous. If located, do no approach. Call 9-1-1 immediately.'" --

IN OTHER UNSOCIAL HOUSING NEWS

-- "Toronto police arrested three people and recovered a firearm after gunshots rang out Sunday morning near Parliament and Dundas streets in the Regent Park area." --

Apparently, though... no one gets to know their names. 

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Three suspects are under arrest following a shooting outside a nightclub at Eglinton Avenue and Dixie Road in Mississauga on Sunday morning." --

Just to clarify... that's three 'anonymous' suspects.

WHEN BRO'S BECOME HO'S

-- "All praise to Trudeau, the dissee I presume in this case, who as far as I can tell has splendidly ignored the Twitter barrage, perhaps wisely not wanting to cause Singh even greater agitation." --

A NEW FRIEND

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #36/2022

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A 17-year-old Vaughan boy is facing charges in connection with the stabbing death of Auptin Abedini-Senoubari, 18, outside the Cleopatra Hookah Lounge in Toronto earlier this month." --

SATURDAY NIGHT ON THE DANFORTH

-- "A man is in serious condition after he was stabbed at the Rusty Nail Pub in the Danforth and Woodbine avenues area on Saturday evening at 6:00PM." --

And, surprise, surprise... unlike the Vaughan double murder, police have a description...

-- "The suspect is described as a white male in his 30s, standing six-feet-tall with a muscular build." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "The only controversial thing here is that he didn't radio for an exorcist." --

ENDNOTE:

-- "Rollins was locked up for battery on a law enforcement officer." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "Toronto Police arrested 39-year-old Geary Laing — also known as 'Dookie' or 'Dukey' - following a human trafficking investigation. He faces numerous charges including trafficking in persons, two counts of assault causing bodily harm, one count of assaulting a police officer and one count of possession of a schedule 1 substance for the purposes of trafficking." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "A Canadian court has awarded a major legal win to Artur Pawlowski, the minister of Calgary Street Church who was arrested and jailed for holding a church service during Alberta’s lockdown." --

THE GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Fully 6.3 million crimes were recorded in England and Wales in the year to March 2022 — a double-digit increase of 16 per cent on the previous year, according to the Office for National Statistics. So-called high-harm offences appear to have increased even more sharply, with homicides up 25 per cent to 710 and sexual offences up 32 per cent to astonishing 194,683 offences. This includes the highest number of rape offences yet recorded, at 70,330." --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "The World Health Organization has declared that the international monkeypox virus outbreak now constitutes a Public Health Emergency of International Concern. The monkeypox virus has killed five people." --

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

COPS START ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF HUNTERS, FARMERS & SKEET SHOOTERS...

-- "Two men are dead and a woman is in hospital with serious injuries following a shooting at a nightclub in the area of Highway 7 and Keele Street in Vaughan, Ont. at approximately 3:30AM Saturday morning." --

"No descriptions have been released."

SO WHAT MYSTERIOUS CLUB IS THIS?

-- "There’s no better place to party than ATL Lounge. Reserve your bottle service booth today and get your halo dirty." --

Vaughan, Vaughan... that sounds so familiar.

ATL UPDATE:  BRINGING FISTS TO A GUNFIGHT

-- "With heavy hearts today we are deeply saddened by the senseless shooting that took place outside of ATL Lounge last night taking the lives of our security guards Eze and Tosin." --

IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD BEEN IN CHARGE OF THIS CLUSTERF@CK

-- "Staff Sgt. Halliday testified in May that he was surprised the message about the replica vehicle didn’t go out to the public until 10:17 a.m., more than two hours after his notes recorded he wanted this to occur. Lawyers for family members have criticized the delay, noting that during the extra hours of delay at least six people were killed on April 19." --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING

-- "The White House on Friday abruptly cut a live stream camera feed of President Joe Biden after reporters questioned him about his health. The White House continues blocking any attempt by reporters to speak directly to the president’s physician to ask him questions about the president’s health." --

DON'T FORGET TO WIPE THAT EQUITY OFF YOUR FEET

-- "Residents of Kalamazoo, Michigan, criticized city leaders Thursday after a vote to make 'equitable changes' in city laws resulted in the decriminalization of littering and public defecation and urination. The Kalamazoo Mayor’s office did not immediately respond to a request for comment." --

YEAH, LET'S ACCOMMODATE EVERY CRAZY HOMICIDAL SHITBAG

-- "A crazed attacker, 19-year-old Franklin Mesa stabbed a Bronx man to death in a broad daylight attack in front of his wife — who tried in vain to protect him, cops said. Police and relatives describe Mesa as schizophrenic. He has one prior arrest from last year, for punching someone twice in the face, cops said." --

JOE BIDEN'S 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Roopali Desai, one of President Biden’s latest judicial nominees to the 9th Circuit Appeals Court bench, serves on the board of a group that backed calls to defund the police and has called to abolish prisons." --

DESAI WAS A FRIEND OF POOR FRANK ATWOOD

-- "Atwood was convicted in 1987 of raping and murdering 8-year-old Vicki Lynne Hoskinson prior to disposing of her body in the Arizona desert northwest of Tuscon." --