IF IT'S OKAY TO BURN & LOOT...

...I GUESS IT'S OKAY TO SHOOT PEOPLE...

-- "Robin Redding said her son Treshan Bryant is a 12th grader at the school but stayed home on Tuesday. She said he had heard threats of a shooting at the school. “This couldn’t be just random,” she said. “Kids just, like they’re just mad at each other at this school." --

UPDATE:   Cops say they had no warning calls or advance notice

"'We’re also hearing that there were rumors that somebody had heard or said something or knew something in advance,' Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said. 'None of that came to us.'"

UPDATE2:   Three dead teens identified 

 Social media threads have identified the alleged shooter. A quick search on Reddit or Twitter should get you there.  I'm not going to go any further than that for the moment. 

UPDATE3:   Fourth student dies

-- Justin Shilling, 17, a student at Oxford High School, died Wednesday morning." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

-- "An aggravated assault investigation is underway after a man was pushed onto the tracks at Bloor-Yonge subway station and dragged by an approaching train last week, Toronto police say." --

BLACK LIVES MATTER PHILADELPHIA WAS...

...UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) -- "Police say 14-year-old Samir Jefferson was waiting for a SEPTA bus was shot nearly 20 times and killed in North Philadelphia Monday afternoon." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE

-- "The family of a Temple University senior shot and killed during a robbery Sunday in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, have released a statement about his death." --

AND MORE

-- On Thursday, the Philadelphia District Attorney’s Office filed aggravated assault and ethnic intimidation charges against four Black teenage girls who officials said range in age from 13 to 16." --

IT AIN'T JUST PHILLY

-- "The New York Police Department is looking for three teenage girls wanted in a series of attacks on young Jewish children in Brooklyn." --

TIME TO BLOW THE LID OFF THE LOLITA EXPRESS

-- "Epstein’s longtime pilot Larry Visoski testified that passengers on Epstein’s plane included Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Itzhak Perlman, Donald Trump, Chris Tucker, John Glenn, Kevin Spacey, and George Mitchell." --

BRAVE NEW 'ONE SIDED' WORLD

-- "It appears that the company is ready to move on, in an even more heavy-handed speech limiting and censorship-focused direction." --

I'M FROM THE CBC... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU

-- "According to CBC News, the list of words was compiled by CBC employees and vetted by “anti-racist and language experts.” --

LAST WORD:    Finding the 'real killers'

-- "New York Times columnist John Tierney argues that the 'people guilty of spreading misinformation are Facebook and its fact-checkers.'" --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "When officers responded to a report of shots fired around that time, they found an adult man from the Greater Toronto Area with gunshot wounds. He was taken to hospital, where he succumbed to his injuries." --

NO GUN NO PROBLEM:

-- "A man has been taken to hospital with serious injuries after being stabbed in the head multiple times in the area of Sherbourne Street and Queen Street East late Monday." --

YOUR MORAL, SOCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL BETTERS

-- "Dorsey, who presided over Twitter’s shift from what his predecessor called 'the free speech wing of the free speech party' to a platform that censors conservatives on a regular basis, including the banning of President Trump, has often been denounced by conservatives." --

Remember... it's funny because it's true. 

FOLKS ARE STARTING TO COWBOY UP:

-- "The FBI conducted 187,585 National Instant Criminal Background System (NICS) checks on gun sales and transfers on Black Friday 2021 alone." --

HOW BRITAIN PROTECTS ITS NUCLEAR MATERIAL

-- "The Civil Nuclear Constabulary is a highly specialised police force that guards Britain's radioactive stockpiles. BBC security correspondent Frank Gardner went inside the operation at the Sellafield nuclear site in Cumbria to find out how it's protected." --

Civil Nuclear Constabulary... that sounds so familiar...

-- "Two ‘petite’ firearms officers are set to receive a pay-out of £70,000 after winning a sex discrimination case over the size of their big guns. The two women struggled with the grip of the pistols they were using – a Glock 17 – and they also claimed their heads and legs were too small for their protective gear." --

LIKE PENCILS WRITE POETRY

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Damn that spoon, fork, and knife for making me fat." --

'SMOLLET' WORLD

-- "The former 'Empire' actor contends he was the victim of a racist and homophobic assault in downtown Chicago on a frigid night in January 2019. The siblings, who worked with him on the TV show, say he paid them $3,500 to pose as his attackers." --

Don't trust my take on this... ask Dave Chappelle.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, WE'RE ALL...

...WAIT... WHAT...

-- "The South African doctor who initially told officials about patients with the omicron variant said symptoms of the latest variant appeared unusual but mild, the Telegraph reported Saturday." --

NERFING THE WORLD:

"At least three provinces have been recruiting therapy dogs to help reassure children and adults nervous about getting needles at vaccination clinics for months."

Sweet baby jebus... no wonder society is collapsing.

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Mayor Jim Kenney’s (D) Philadelphia reached the figure of 501 homicides for the year on Friday, surpassing the annual homicide record of 500 set back in 1990. Gun violence is ravaging other Democrat-run cities around the country as well." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:    Calling Charles Darwin...

"According to data released by the city, there were 531 confirmed drug overdose deaths in Toronto in 2020, marking an 81 per cent increase compared to 2019."

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "Groups of looters ransacked shopping centers and retailers around the country throughout Thanksgiving week following last weekend’s full-fledged stealing bonanza in California’s Bay Area." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- Guidance released by Niagara Region Public Health claims that children can be vaccinated without their parent’s consent. “Under the Health Care Consent Act, be advised that there is no minimum age to provide consent. This means that your child can consent to be vaccinated without parental consent.” --

HOLD YOUR TOTALITARIAN HORSES!

-- "Niagara Region Public Health has changed a webpage saying parental consent is not required for vaccinations under Ontario law." --

LIBERALS CREATE PENIS EXCLUSION ZONES

-- "Liberals create women-only candidate ridings. The Ontario Liberal Party has moved to only allow women to run for the nomination in more than 20 of its ridings." --

I THOUGHT PIERRE-LITE WAS TAKING...

...THE INCENTIVE OUT OF BLACK MARKET WEED...

"In September 2020, the RCMP arrested four men — Kamal Deep Bassan, of Vaughan; Ramindejit Assi, of Burlington; Derek Chi-Yeung Ng, of East Gwillimbury; and Parmjot Saini, of Woodbridge — alleging they were illegally growing cannabis and delivering it to buyers in the U.S. via helicopter."

TORONTO HOMICIDE COPS ROUNDING UP...

...LOCAL FARMERS, HUNTERS & SKEET SHOOTERS...

-- "A man is in serious condition in hospital after he was shot near the corner of Dundas Street West and Roncesvalles Avenue." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL DESIGNATED PEOPLE

Enjoying Justin's censorious 'Post National State' yet?

-- "Nadia Murad, 28, who survived being kidnapped by ISIS and plunged into sexual slavery as a teen has been cancelled — by the Toronto District School Board - the largest school board in Canada."  -- 

" Superintendent Helen Fisher pulled the plug on Murad’s visit, saying she would not let students attend because the book would be offensive to Muslims and 'foster Islamophobia'."

Well, we wouldn't want to offend anybody who supports ISIS or sexual slavery. 

Meanwhile... in other 'avoiding awkward conversations' news. 

IN OTHER 'RELIGION OF PEACE NEWS:

-- "A North Jersey man has been accused of using a wooden baton to hit a 79-year-old over the head, trying to kill him. Mohammad Ramadan, of Rochelle Park, has been charged with attempted murder." --

FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

-- "It started to unravel in 2019, when she appeared in full tribal regalia — draped in an electric blue shawl, with a feather in her partially braided hair — to give a TEDx Talk at the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon. 'My name is Morning Star Bear,' she said tearfully as the crowd cheered." --

"A laborious trace of Bourassa’s family tree revealed that her supposedly indigenous ancestors were in fact immigrant farmers who hailed from Russia, Poland, and Czechoslovakia."

FOLLOW THAT (cough, cough) SCIENCE:

-- "Carrie Bourassa, a professor at the University of Saskatchewan and Scientific Director of the IIPH has been named to the Federal COVID-19 Immunity Task Force." --

Well, that's reassuring.

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "California has experienced two weeks of “smash-and-grab” burglaries involving flash mobs of suspects going into stores, breaking glass display cases, and leaving with expensive jewelry, purses, electronics, and additional items." --

LET THE HEALING BEGIN

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Yo mama taught you how to hate. Shame on you my brutha." --

JUSTIN'S FRIENDS - YOUR MONEY

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Two men are wanted in relation to an Oct. 23 incident in which several gunshots were fired into a crowd of 15-20 people at 469 Kingsway, Greater Sudbury Police Service report." --

JUSTIN'S RACIST CANADA:

Montreal police (SPVM) say they have arrested a second suspect in the stabbing death of Jannaï Dopwell-Bailey. Andrei Donet, 18, appeared Friday afternoon at the Montreal Courthouse." --

YOUR MONEY HIS FRIENDS

"The Ford government opted against pursuing approximately $1 billion in penalties from the owner of the 407 Express Toll Route when traffic levels fell below a contractual target during the pandemic."

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "It’s very much business as usual in Ottawa, which means leaving Parliament itself in a crippled state, hanging on to disastrous carbon taxes, avoiding scrutiny and accountability, and, this also has to be said, putting up with a largely enfeebled Opposition."  -- 

"For this we spent more than $600 million and went to the polls two years early, to produce the same result." --

"The Earth is not in danger. As to Canadian democracy, that’s another question."

DON'T YOU ACTUALLY MEAN LOOTERS?

'Flash raids' sounds like a college frat prank...

-- "Early on Friday morning, a group of “organized burglars” conducted flash raids at several Chicago stores hours before shoppers gathered for Black Friday sales." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

"One striking thing about Peterson’s lectures is the contrast between the forcefulness of his speech and the moderateness of the content. He espouses a moderate conservatism focused on self-discipline, on seeing the value in yourself and in others, and on finding meaning in life."  --

"And he connects religion with all of these things. He is no right-wing firebrand."

CULTURAL CODDLING IS THE DEATH OF THEM

"Inuvialuit youth in child and family services will now be supported to remain in their home communities after a new law was signed in Inuvik, N.W.T., on Wednesday. Smith says in order for the IRC to create its own child and family services system, it will need additional funding from the federal government."

I think they need more than just money.

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE:

-- "The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal children than for other children in Canada." -- Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians – A Federal Report on Comparable Health Indicators Ottawa: Health Canada.

IS MINIMAL INTERVENTION THE WAY TO GO?

-- In 62 per cent of the cases, aboriginal females who were victims of homicide were killed by a spouse, family member or intimate relation." --

Remember, the rate of Aboriginal persons accused of homicide is 11 times higher than rate for non-Aboriginal persons. Well... according to those racists at Statistics Canada. 

WHITEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT:

-- "Just as troubling, said Sapers, is the fact that four in 10 natives behind bars are aged 25 or under, reflecting the frequency with which young aboriginals run afoul of the law." --

SAVAGE SCARBERIA COUGHS UP ANOTHER ONE

TORONTO HOMICIDE #78/2021

My advice... stay away from face tats, rappers & way cool street names...

Toronto homicide detectives are investigating a fatal shooting after one man was found dead inside the garage of a home at Sheppard Avenue East and Meadowvale Road in Scarborough early Friday morning. No arrests have been made and police have not provided any suspect information.

THE SCOOP via TORONTOLOGY SUBREDDIT:

-- "Rapper lil mell(Vern) twin bro person found dead by dean park." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:    TORONTO HOMICIDE #57/2017

-- "The victim was pronounced dead at the scene. He has been identified as Malique Ellis, also known as Lil Mell, described on social media as an up-and-coming artist in Toronto’s music scene." --

The music that soothes mens souls. 

DIVERSITY/STRENGTH - YOU KNOW THE DRILL:

-- "Toronto resident Juan Pablo Ulloa Zegarra, 36, was taken into custody on Nov. 25 and is facing two counts of robbery with an offensive weapon." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

-- "Brigitte Cleroux, 49, a woman with a long history of impersonation in other parts of Canada has been arrested and charged in Vancouver for allegedly posing as a nurse while working at B.C. Women's Hospital for a year. Investigators say Cleroux used the name of a real nurse to gain employment at the hospital." --

AND IT'S NOT HER FIRST RODEO

-- "Her crimes date back to at least 1991, when she was convicted of impersonation and forgery in Quebec at just 19 years of age." --

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "Carson Young, 17, is free to fly his pro-police flag on his truck anywhere he wants — except in the parking lot at Bradford District High School. The 17-year-old Bradford resident was suspended from school for three days for standing up for his right to support law enforcement."  --

"Perhaps the board should explain its policy is on support symbols and which ones are acceptable." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "A tweet from the Washington Post seemed to place the responsibility on Brooks' vehicle than the career criminal himself." --

DEMOCRATS DRILL DOWN ON REAL KILLERS

-- "New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) blamed guns after a career criminal attacked two NYPD officers on Thanksgiving Eve." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

IN TORONTO THEY CALL THAT THURSDAY:

-- "A stabbing in the city’s east end late Thursday afternoon in the area of Gerrard Street East and Pickering Street, left a teenage boy seriously injured, Toronto police say." --

AND JUST UP THE ROAD:

-- "A woman from Markham, Lina Morabito, 69, who was reported missing earlier this week has been located deceased in the area of Highway 7 East and McCowan Road. York Regional Police say." --

BREAKING: SUZUKI FINALLY CAVES... DISAVOWS TERRORISM

-- "The remarks I made were poorly chosen and I should not have said them,' wrote Suzuki." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

-- "Cedric Cornwall, who has previously tried to become elected to a judge’s seat, is an appointed court commissioner in Milwaukee serving at the pleasure of the court’s chief judge. Cornwall did not respond to emails seeking an explanation, and no one picked up multiple calls to a phone listed under his name." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

SCARBOROUGH: KRAZIER THAN KABUL?

-- "Afghans in the Greater Toronto Area are reeling following the recent murder of two of their community members in Scarborough. “We're all shocked by this news,” said local entrepreneur and journalist Nasir Khalid." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:

-- "A father of two who was gunned down at a Toronto pizza shop on Sunday had come to Canada from Afghanistan just four months ago, so that he could support his family." --

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL

SCARBOROUGH -- "West Hill Collegiate is taking extra security measures after a student was attacked by people believed to be from another school in a disturbing incident students say was caught on video." --

WHEN POLITICS TRUMP COMMON SENSE:

Scarborough's reputation is now in the hands of Mayor David Miller...

-- "Toronto Councillor Norm Kelly had issued a call for city council to ask the media to sign a "protocol" in which news outlets would agree to stop identifying Scarborough as the location of crimes occurring east of Victoria Park Ave." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE

-- "Trudeau's Immigration Minister Sean Fraser vowed yesterday to root out racism within his own department.  A recently published report that declared that the department allowed bigotry, citing examples of managers who patted black employees' hair and described indigenous Canadians as lazy."  --

"The Trudeau government has been in control of the Department of Immigration since 2015." --

BLACK LIVES MATTER HOUSTON...

...WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A Texas man, Dabreon Banks, 27, who claimed his common-law wife killed herself while they were fighting was exposed as her alleged murderer — when their 3-year-old told police, 'Daddy shot mommy.'” --

BLACK LIVES MATTER NEW YORK...

...WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "His target, a 36-year-old man, was shot in the stomach and leg, and was taken to Jacobi Medical Center. Police said the victim was uncooperative with investigators." --

LIKE PENCILS WRITE POETRY:

-- "New York City Mayor Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) blamed guns after a career criminal attacked two NYPD officers on Thanksgiving Eve." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

No word yet on which gun club he belonged to...

-- "A male victim has been taken to hospital following a shooting in Hamilton." --

And speaking of Hamilton...

-- "Hamilton police say three people, Shola Sadiq, 26, of Brampton, Mohamed Fuad, 24, of Hamilton, and a 17-year-old from Scarborough are facing charges after a loaded handgun was found inside a vehicle on the mountain." --

LOOKS LIKE FONZIE & RICHIE WEREN'T AVAILABLE

-- "Mayor John Tory said the visit by Polkaroo -- a character largely unknown to today’s kids -- was part of the city’s 'Team Toronto Kids' effort to make the experience as fun as humanly possible." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Mark-Anthony De Silva, 25, and Trevee Raympre, 25, both of Ajax, have each been charged with four offences in connection with the incident, including robbery and use of an imitation firearm." --

APPARENTLY, BLACK LIVES MATTER CHICAGO...

...WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

CHICAGO (CBS) -- "A 14-year-old boy, Kevin Tinker Jr. was shot a dozen times in Roseland, and his mother Delisa Tucker, 31, was murdered in the same spot two days later. Tucker leaves behind five children between the ages of 4 and 15." --

Maybe racist, genocidal Whitey isn't the only one you should be looking out for. 

MEANWHILE BACK IN WAUKESHA:

-- "Darrell Brooks had rapped about being a 'terrorist' and a 'killer in the city', according to songs he posted online. Police said the incident in Wisconsin was not terror related." --

This guy was one sick fuck.

UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPING

-- "The problem is now so bad that Bay Area officials are springing into action. The local officials have decided not to call the organized robberies 'looting' because that might be racist." --

THE HARSH REALITY REARS IT'S UGLY HEAD

At the end of the day... the only 'rules' are the ones you agree to. These people are using a totally different playbook... and there are consequences... for everyone.

It isn't the law that keeps your speeding car on the right side of the line. The only thing stopping you, or anyone else, from smashing into anyone, or anything... is you.

Start preparing your 'Not-Genghis' mind for that.

SO, THE RIOTS ARE CANCELLED, RIGHT?

BRUNSWICK, Ga. (AP) -- "All three men charged in the death of Ahmaud Arbery were convicted of murder Wednesday." --

PRESIDENT GRANDAD FINDS HIS VOICE

-- "President Biden praised the jury's guilty verdict in the trial for Ahmaud Arbery's killers" --

Remember... there's always evidence the jury is not allowed to hear.

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

-- "Two men shot in possible gunfight along Queen Street West in Toronto." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "Peel police are investigating a stabbing at a commercial property in the area of Dixie Road and Britannia Road Eastin Mississauga just before 6 p.m. Wednesday that left a man seriously injured." --

THERE'S A SIMPLE SOLUTION HERE

AS USUAL THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SCREWED THINGS UP:

On Nov. 10, the CITT determined the complaint was valid...

-- "That process came to a halt after Ottawa’s Rampart International, the firm that represents handgun manufacturer Glock in the Canadian market, filed a complaint with the Canadian International Trade Tribunal. Rampart alleged the government-run competition favoured Glock’s rivals, Beretta and Sig Sauer." --

HOW ABOUT BROWNING HI-POWER GEN II

-- The SA-35 is a faithful rendition of the classic, with those timeless and attractive lines immediately recognizable but with shooter-friendly enhancements tastefully included throughout. In the fashion of its M1911 progenitor." --

THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL...

...FOR DARRELL BROOKS JR...

WAUKESHA, Wis. (CBS 58) -- Eight-year-old Jackson Sparks, injured in the Waukesha Holiday Parade tragedy has died. Jackson will be the youngest victim added to the list -- bringing the total to six.

GOTTA HAVE PRIORITIES:

-- "The White House did not announce any plans for the president to visit the grieving Waukesha community. Instead, Biden left early to celebrate Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket on a $30 million estate owned by David Rubenstein, the co-founder of the Carlyle Group." --

THIRD WORLD RULES

TORONTO -- "Cineplex was forced to stop screening the Indian crime thriller Kurup last week after seven theatre screens showing the movie were damaged. Distributors are pointing the finger at a group of independent cinemas they believe is perpetrating the mayhem in a bid to corner the market on screening of the films." --

THOSE DARNED OTTAWA MEN:

-- "Ayoub Sayid, 21, of Gloucester, who works at the Ministry of Government and Consumer Services vaccine contact centre, is charged with unauthorized use of a computer. A second man, Rahim Abdu of Vaudreuil-Dorion, Que., has been charged with the same Criminal Code offence." --

TOO MANY CAREER POLITICIANS...

...NOT ENOUGH ACTUAL INDIANS...

-- "Suzy Kies, the co-chair of the Indigenous Peoples' Commission of the Liberal Party, has resigned from the position after her claim to Indigenous ancestry was called into question. The story came following controversy over a book-burning project at a Francophone Ontario school board in which Kies was involved." --

GOOD LUCK ON THAT PORT DOVER GUNSMITH THING

COPS INVESTIGATING COPS - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

"To date, the SIU has not released the name of the deceased baby or his father, nor indicated why police opened fire on a vehicle if an allegedly abducted child might have been inside. SIU spokesperson Kristy Denette told CBC News Tuesday that the officers involved in the case 'have not agreed to be interviewed.'"

FORGET THE SIU... IT'S NOT A SECRET:

-- "Six months after confirming 18-month-old Jameson Shapiro was killed by OPP gunfire, the SIU hasn’t interviewed officers and case is in a ‘holding pattern.’" --

HERE THEY GO AGAIN:

"The SIU is investigating the circumstances surrounding the death of a man after a (Kawartha Lakes OPP) officer discharged his firearm near a residence."

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE MUSLIM VERSION

GEORGE FLOYD... JESUS CHRIST... THEY'RE LIKE TWINS!

-- Fun drug fact... A lethal dose for those who have not built a tolerance to it is said to be a minuscule 2 milligrams.--

-- "The Catholic University of America unveiled 'Mama' as part of Black History Month, according to a March news release from the law school’s website. An identical painting also hangs in the campus ministry office. Students at the Catholic University have started a petition to remove the paintings from their campus." --

HERE'S YOUR JESUS CHRIST:

-- "'This individual is not cotton candy. Floyd had been sent to prison five times, and once held a gun to the stomach of a pregnant woman while committing a home invasion with accomplices,' Blackman says." -- <

BURLINGTON: LET THE 'GREAT RESET' COMMENCE

-- "During the meeting, when the term 'reverse racism' was used, some members used the school's harmful language policy by going to the principal and reporting on the union members who uttered this phrase." --

WILL JUSTIN GIVE UP HIS BODYGUARDS?

-- "More than 50 people spoke out against raising the Ottawa police budget at a meeting of the Ottawa Police Service Board on Monday while a group of protesters took to the streets, blocking an entrance onto a highway." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

Sunny, with a chance of flying lead...

-- "Toronto Police were called to the Warden Ave.-Firvalley Ct. area for a shooting shortly after 7 p.m. Initial reports said a man was found conscious and breathing after being shot in the abdomen. Police later said a second man was located and had been shot in the chest and was 'unconscious/not breathing.'” --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW:

BARRIE, ONT. -- "Two underaged teens facing first-degree murder charges in the shooting death of a 17-year-old Barrie boy made their first court appearance on Monday."

ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS:

-- "In a news release issued Tuesday, investigators announced the arrest of Alexander Mahon-Fernandes, 28, of Toronto, in connection with the shooting." --

CHOOSING SIDES - HOLLYWOOD EDITION

-- "Joseph Rosenbaum, 36, was a convicted, level-three sex offender with a long criminal rap sheet. He was charged in 2002 with 11 counts of child molestation and inappropriate sexual activity with children, including anal rape, masturbation, oral sex, and showing minors pornography." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Jojo’s pronouns are was/were." --

PROBLEM SOLVED

-- "White House staff employed a new feature for President Joe Biden on Monday, playing music as he exited his fake White House set. The press typically shouts questions at the president as he leaves the stage, turning his back to the cameras and walking off, which results in an uncomfortable optic." --

ACCESSORY BEFORE THE FACT

Meet Milwaukee County District Attorney John Chisholm...

-- "Is there going to be an individual I divert, or I put into treatment program, who's going to go out and kill somebody? You bet. Guaranteed. It's guaranteed to happen. It does not invalidate the overall approach." --

Well... he called it. 

ACCESSORY AFTER THE FACT:

-- "Open socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) promoted bail reform efforts just one day after the Waukesha, Wisconsin, Christmas parade." --

THINK IT DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE? THINK AGAIN:

-- "A former Leamington man who drowned his two children in Lake Erie 23 years ago is no longer required to attend psychological counselling or provide financial disclosure as conditions of his full parole." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE:

-- "Philadelphia District Attorney Krasner was blasted by the city’s deputy police commissioner after a 32-year-old pregnant woman was shot 11 times Saturday night." --

NOT JUST A MURDERER

-- "Records out of Nevada reveal that Brooks has been a Tier 2 Registered Sex Offender since November 1, 2006." --

SEEMS BLM MILWAUKEE HAS FINISHED GRIEVING:

-- "Vaun Mayes, a Milwaukee Black Lives Matter activist said the Christmas parade attack in Waukesha, Wisconsin, appears to signal "the revolution" may have begun." --

A WONDERFUL DAY IN THE...

...WHAT THE F@CKING F@CK...

-- "Witnesses described some 40 to 50 looters wielding hammers and other tools looting Sam's Jewelers, breaking glass cases and quickly fleeing. The Macy's store was also ransacked." --

MOVE ON OVER PROUD BOYS

LIKE OJ - SUZUKI IS AFTER THE 'REAL KILLERS:

-- “The violence is coming from the authorities, from government, from the RCMP,” said Suzuki. “They’re declaring war against those that are protesting.” --

SURE HOPE THE RCMP IS ON IT:

-- "David Suzuki has said that he doesn't regret his remarks about blowing up pipelines." --

Of course, not everybody agrees...

-- "The David Suzuki Foundation published a statement on Twitter distancing themselves from their namesake David Suzuki following warnings that pipelines would be blown up." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Imagine thinking that a law abiding citizen with a gun is more dangerous than a criminal with a car." --

Let's find the Judge who set this psycho's 'inappropriately low bail' and stick him in an adjoining cell. 

DISTRICT ATTORNEY ADMITS THEY F@CKED UP:

-- “The state’s bail recommendation in this case was inappropriately low in light of the nature of the recent charges." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

LIBERAL PARTY RECRUITMENT DRIVE BACK IN GEAR:

-- "The controversial Roxham Road border crossing was opened again on Sunday after nearly a year of closure due to the pandemic. Over the weekend, the Trudeau government changed this policy. Anyone who seeks asylum through this point of entry will have their claim processed." --

TOO MANY CHIEFS... NOT ENOUGH...

...WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Canada’s military has become increasingly top-heavy in recent decades, with the number of rank-and-file soldiers significantly shrinking and the number of generals remaining about the same, new documents reveal. A 2011 report by Lt.-Gen. Andrew Leslie warned about the significant growth in headquarters jobs." --

YEAH... ABOUT THAT 'FREE' HEALTH CARE

Trust the science, eh?

-- "Studies show misdiagnosis affects 10 to 15 per cent of people who arrive at hospital emergency departments, according Dr. Patrick Croskerry, who teaches at the Dalhousie School of Medicine and has studied and written a book about diagnostic failure." --

STORIES YOU WON'T SEE ON CBC

-- Authorities have foiled 65 terrorist plots in France since 2015, according to official figures which also revealed that terrorist attacks have claimed the lives of over 260 people during the same time period." --

IT WORKED FOR OJ SIMPSON

Mary Lemanski thinks she can find the 'Real Killers'...

-- "'It was probably just self-defense,' read one of a series of mocking social media posts from Mary Lemanski, who is listed as the Social Media Director for the Democratic Party in DuPage County, Illinois." --

I dunno... sounds like a hate crime to me.

IN CHICAGO THEY CALL THAT 'THE WEEKEND'

-- "Thirty-one people were shot, five of them fatally, during another violent weekend in Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s (D) Chicago." --

AND THE BEAT GOES ON:

-- "An elite British university has banned the phrase 'trigger warning' because the term may in itself be too “provocative” and trigger students." --